1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

January 16th, 2018
Serious business advice #2 Io (1 comments)
China HATES The Last Jedi Reality Check (1)
January 15th, 2018
We need to wipe out some of the nasty people in NYC. Y (0)
Be a lion in your life! Y (5)
Shithole hearing BxB (7)
Those pesky Amish caught lying again BeebBot (0)
Fuck! BeebBot (9)
Roland Rat is innocent! BeebBot (3)
Disabling air bag Wabi-sabi (23)
For those of you who took my suggestion of buying XOM. AlFranken (3)
Legal pot BxB (4)
Opinion on cryptocurrency. AlFranken (2)
Eric Trump also a liar Salvatore Freek (1)
Quant and FSK: you guys could have come up with something like AlFranken (7)
Wabi and other CoT members who want to invest but don't want AlFranken (1)
When is failure to disclose 'not failure to disclose' ? BeebBot (1)
The FBI told MLK to kill himself B X B (0)
RIP - Dolores O'Riordan (The Cranberries) - dead at 46! The Grim Reaper ™ (2)
Serious business advice Io (40)
Bad idea to target software development jobs after age 35? dude (23)
Don’t put anyone outside your heart cbhg (1)
Remember Chernobyl? AlFranken (0)
You would think we have better technology for ship sailing? AlFranken (0)
Tesco slashes value of Clubcard points Grumpy Old Git (8)
January 14th, 2018
Nigerian guy: "It's true that Nigeria is a shithole" Reality Check (2)
interesting med treatment: 'orgasm shot' Reality Check (10)
The world that Wayne M / Ruseman / Somebody gave us Lose the Ruse! (0)
Should a guy worth £60m have to pay half to divorce? Katushka (17)
James Cameron Would've Shown 'No Mercy' to Stunt Coordinator Acc kfjdlakljkljsfdslfkjsdlka (5)
James Woods Conservatism is mental disease (21)
James Webb telescope is so cool. I can't wait to see the results AlFranken (9)
Why some human beings are nasty people even though we know that AlFranken (12)
"shithole" David Perdue says "FAKE NEWS" ___X___ (4)
Summarizing United States today Io (10)
Cellular solutions Io (6)
Trey Gowdy asdfsa (1)
fed nowcast : 2017 4Q GDP  3.9% ___X___ (0)
January 13th, 2018
BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. Hawaii Emergency Management (18)
Chris McKinstry on HN today asd (8)
Daddy new post HNR (8)
Episode 1 Pravin Lal (2)
Pete Hoekstra Lotti Fuehrscheim (9)
The Economy _____X_____ (2)
What do you guys think of network and sysadmin jobs? dude (15)
World Bank vs ... Chile? R (4)
What's wrong in stating salary expectations? Io (34)
January 12th, 2018
Send Melania back to her shithole country ^xFrCM6k)Z"87Dn" (6)
The two guys who bought XOM per my suggestion made money right? AlFranken (3)
Trump on FISA DJ Trump (2)
Mint worker busted when dealer sells stolen bar back to mint ,ndo (1)
Buying a Lamborghini from a prostitute xampl9 (7)
Trump Lawyer Arranged $130,000 for Adult-Film Star’s Silence MS (13)
Melania Trump Conservatism is mental disease (6)
It's time to ask Shylock, Wabi, and Hubble to move to Norway. AlFranken (8)
Is calling a shithole a shithole racist? Zaperoony (29)
Shitholes are everywhere especially if you are in a Black AlFranken (6)
Neither Obama or Clinton can do this. What's a bunch of shithole AlFranken (14)
Lovely quote on why the old US Embassy in the UK wasn't freehold Grumpy Old Git (0)
So this company wants me to take a technical test to get the job Los Pepes (26)
Trump aims at Obama, hits Bush as London state visit cancelled trollop (8)
Kanye for president library_uk (0)
January 11th, 2018
Christie no tunnel, billions for Bezos vbnn (1)
Mario Batali apology vbnn (0)
Trump has proven that a country can function without a leader ^xFrCM6k)Z"87Dn" (18)
gorilla or not gorilla Reality Check (4)
spontaneous human combustion Reality Check (2)
shithole countries vbnn (44)
When Canada legalises marijuana Tristan (2)
Eric Greitens vbnn (3)
The Vikings don't need to go plundering anymmore! AlFranken (0)
Orion Serenade Lotti Fuehrscheim (0)
So, I pulled a date out of my gut Shylock (14)
Venezuela is becoming a wierd country. AlFranken (7)
Aussie flu is killing people BeebBot (11)
Saved by the ancient martial art of Ecky Thump BeebBot (1)
antivirus question i think Wick (2)
Good job, Peurto Rico! AlFranken (2)
Jared Kushner and Israel Yoda (5)
RIP - 'Fast' Eddie Clarke The Grim Reaper ™ (0)
Hollyweird is so stupid and arrogrant. If you want sex, you AlFranken (7)
Scott Adams should be an honorary CoT mod Wabi-sabi (27)
Psycho the rapist Io (0)
Yo Hubble and Wabi, why do you keep ignoring AlFranken President of the Brice Fan Club (7)
Moneygram Stock MobyDobie (0)
Trump's Netherlands ambassador struggles Q (15)
January 10th, 2018
Fusion GPS mmmmmujm (1)
WASHINGTON —- tnafghuj (5)
Legally binding contract for sex... MobyDobie (8)
Kodak Stock MobyDobie (8)
If purchasing tickets for Miami conference on bitcoin... MobyDobie (3)
Coming to a 7-11 near you...OK, Hubble. Put down that hotdog! AlFranken (2)
RC, are you in this list? AlFranken (0)
Hubble, check out this list and see how your company is doing. AlFranken (0)
I am wishing for NYC to lose electrical power and gasoline for AlFranken (7)
If you're a bigamist, don't go on TV! BeebBot (3)
Wabi, do you have the answer to this? AlFranken (13)
Happy Wed to RC! AlFranken (1)
I don't approve of this. I kinda feel bad for the guy. AlFranken (3)
Poor Oprah! I just realized something: she looks like shit AlFranken (14)
Bundy case gets dismissed Zaq (6)
SpaceX ZUMA payload allegedly lost Wabi-sabi (18)
Why science careers suck Io (32)
what is the term for wellter (8)
British army recruitment aims for the feels BeebBot (5)
CES 2018 Plm (2)
More on kodak ico MobyDobie (1)
January 9th, 2018
Was Scott Adams shadow banned? Q (26)
Bannon has left Breitbart How soon they forget (3)
Your cough remedy secret coughing now (14)
Sapient pearwood is here! Zaq (0)
Almost all US jobs created since 2005 are temporary The Gig Economy (10)
Antacid question for Usians Shylock (13)
Catherine Deneuve Lotti Fuehrscheim (12)
This is something nice Shylock (11)
Hydrogen Lotti Fuehrscheim (19)
Io, what does 60K buy in Romania? AlFranken (3)
Democrat in NYC? Business as usual. AlFranken (0)
Snow in the Sahara Zaq (0)
Worse than Idiocracy Wabi-sabi (3)
Kodak find a use for blockchain? Zaq (5)
Bezos now richest person in history xampl9 (13)
Meta comment about Dot's Threads Bored Bystander (23)
Another situation!  Boss claims I left him hanging . (10)
Happy Tuesday to RC. AlFranken (2)
CIA dirty deed. AlFranken (4)
Daily Mail not politically correct enough for Virgin Trains BeebBot (2)
RIP Moody Blues singer Ray Thomas The Grim Reaper (2)
Global warming making turtles female Nature Watch (4)
What's up with my new co-worker?  Does he have a hidden agenda? . (18)
Seed-to-seed wheat in Qwert (1)
January 8th, 2018
Admire suing Google Qwert (15)
liar dsads? (9)
globes 19 million C (1)
Hey boss, remember those bolts you asked me to remove? xampl9 (11)
Back story on Meltdown and Soectre Legion (2)
Naked Short Selling Football Tickets FSK (10)
Found a risk-free way to make money from crypto MobyDobie (4)
Oprah to run for president 2020 ,ndo (42)
canadian healthcare Reality Check (8)
Priest found guilty of 'spiritual abuse' Zaq (2)
Pedo ring found at Magic: The Gathering Plm (11)
200,000 Salvadorans to be deported BeebBot (20)
Anyone wants to work on new electronics invention? Here is your AlFranken (2)
Great European strategy? Right, right, Lotti? AlFranken (1)
During the dinosaurs period, humans like creatures weren't AlFranken (18)
Coolest monkey? Plm (3)
Plagiarism - Lana Del Ray vs. Radiohead YouTubeBot (9)
It's those Amish again BeebBot (4)
More on the Node.js ecosystem Wabi-sabi (5)
Earthquake Lotti Fuehrscheim (6)
Aussie flu is coming! BeebBot (3)
Exciting new ICO brone (17)
January 7th, 2018
Presidential Mornings X (8)
Space Center Houston xampl9 (9)
SpaceX Zuma launch in 10 minutes Go Musk (4)
New crypto coins of the way up - DentaCoin MobyDobie (9)
Frantic back-pedalling by Sloppy Steve BeebBot (4)
Inequality : book zazazazazaooojkk (12)
Golden Globes tonight Zaq (9)
Roy Moore Accuser’s Home Burns Down, Arson Task Force Investig oooooooojkk (7)
There is no hierarchy of abuse ^xFrCM6k)Z"87Dn" (1)
Devin Nunes - update oooooooojkk (0)
Nut job posting on Nextdoor RPN (18)
Swedish man dies after picking up hand grenade BeebBot (15)
#POTUSVSG Zaq (13)
RIP - Jerry Van Dyke The Grim Reaper (2)
Count the blinks! Tristan (2)
January 6th, 2018
Come on Eileen Nostalgic (2)
Remnick on Trump Reader (5)
Gotta love that 2nd Amendment Shylock (17)
Masturbation for the win Shylock (1)
On Bannon voookhh (14)
Pakistan B X B (18)
Who is behind Iran protests B X B (24)
Sarah Silverman Bob X Baden (8)
Dick size - politically correct denomination Io (5)
What's wrong with Bob Baden a.k.a. X? Why is he always so angry? RPN (6)
WildRiver got caught spreading shit on a plane RPN (13)
Winter Lotti Fuehrscheim (5)
Pilots get paid more than waitresses - who knew? BeebBot (0)
Trump sets a record M (1)
January 5th, 2018
health care costs hmhmhmh (2)
Killing off Wasabi hmhmhmh (9)
you shouldn't diagnose people, but heck let me diagnose some hmhmhmh (4)
GOP goes after Dossier guy X (2)
Presidential diet X (6)
Clean solar? X (5)
Solar lights pt 2 Reality Check (7)
immune to spectre Reality Check (5)
Better check your insurance policy xampl9 (6)
OK, you guys need to fess up. Which one of you have tried acid? AlFranken (2)
Free Young X5 review Io (15)
You want to diagnose mental illness??? Try this one. AlFranken (7)
bbbbbo, own a few of these and sell them when price goes up. AlFranken (1)
What sound engineers really do Io (8)
Finally, a robot to fetch you a beer soon? AlFranken (0)
Trump very possibly mentally ill ^xFrCM6k)Z"87Dn" (21)
Wabi, why don't you buy land and start growing some maryjane? AlFranken (11)
Stock tip: XOM for Global Warming believers. AlFranken (9)
Macy’s : buy now, Al? bbbbbo (8)
Women socialized not to think about themselves Wabi-sabi (11)
Historic Stock Market! Simulacrum (3)
How to uninstall corporate spyware from iPhone? RPN (12)
Security holes Spectre and Meltdown Plm (19)
January 4th, 2018
Penis whitening laser procedure goes viral in Thailand Wabi-sabi (4)
more Bannon hmhmhmh (1)
New 5th richest man in the world MobyDobie (21)
PSA: hypermiling for insane fuel efficiency gainz Wabi-sabi (33)
RIP - Batfink The Grim Reaper (0)
Zuckerberg to fix facebook BeebBot (4)
Another stock tip: Natural Gas exporter symbol LNG AlFranken (7)
For those who complains there is no stock tip...here is one AlFranken (7)
Murder at the Parsonage NewsBot (0)
the button game Reality Check (6)
Luvvies to wear black for Golden Globes NewsBot (1)
New book out Shylock (17)
Jury nullification applied to jobs Zaq (7)
To the dot guy below, you better obey your corporate masters! Ex-Corporate Stooge (2)
Manafort sues the special prosecutor Wabi-sabi (6)
Another predator let out BeebBot (1)
Io, let me ask you about your investment accument. AlFranken (7)
So, I accidentally speculated on Bitcoin and made $34k Wabi-sabi (30)
An idea for a website... What is your opinion? Lumpy (4)
January 3rd, 2018
Bannon: Trump Tower meeting with Russians 'treasonous' hahahahahaha (17)
Basic Income - Trust Fund FSK (17)
Otto Lock Battery life Reality Check (8)
NATO Lotti Fuehrscheim (2)
Woman jailed in Egypt for drug smuggling - full statement Zaperoony (3)
Why is religion popular to some people despite science? AlFranken (16)
Someone is trying to destroy evidence now that Republicans in AlFranken (8)
Plus-size or curvy? Zaperoony (8)
Top 5 companies with cash held overseas AlFranken (3)
New book on Trump BeebBot (0)
We need to end DACA like the Jews ending illegal immigration. AlFranken (4)
FEAR THE SNOW BOMB!!! Reality Check (13)
Apple has 300 billion dollars in cash and investment. AlFranken (12)
The Big Short by Michael Lewis. AlFranken (7)
What is entrepreneurship? Io (56)
Which group are you in? AlFranken (10)
Canadian Prime Minister is just plain stupid. AlFranken (5)
Standings in Ireland, 1 dead, 2 injured BeebBot (3)
Seaplane crash in Oz Zaq (4)
Triple murderer confesses BeebBot (2)
Man charged over Finsbury Park murder Zaq (0)
Intel security patch could slow it by up to 30% Grumpy Old Git (15)
January 2nd, 2018
Commercial Aviation DJT tweet (8)
RC could be right. Salviati (6)
Deadly 'raw water' ought to be banned xampl9 (18)
Perspective on Iran, from an Iranian Shylock (17)
Idiot CEO Link FSK (7)
What was that obscure SaveTheHubble movie recommendation? RPN (8)
Silicon Valley Orgy Parties exposé Wabi-sabi (14)
One for Yoda ^xFrCM6k)Z"87Dn" (1)
A new year diet wish for RC. You gotta lose weight. AlFranken (6)
What's your goal for 2018? AlFranken (20)
JavaScript Simulacrum (5)
Employer is trying to take advantage of me AGAIN . (103)
Hey RC, having some issues with your fridge parts Mountain_Dewd (1)
Basic income already exists Io (12)
January 1st, 2018
Get off the phone ,ndo (4)
u.isNinja()? NaN (Not a Ninja) (4)
What was the CEOs mistake? Q (52)
KSP update Wabi-sabi (1)
California trial re muslim remarks Reality Check (41)
What are in store for our Lord Muppet in 2018? Y (0)
Paper Planes Reality Check (1)
2018 is here!!! Salviati (4)
Happy New Year! Sexy Sathy (0)