Daddy's House

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I will do bananas.

I think he'll have another nervous breakdown and run away again before I get tired of dealing with him.

Wait, you're saying you didn't use a condom the second time you raped him?

I'm going to assume that the shabby reasoning in this post is just you fucking with me again.

It isn't that we don't perceive what you want the topic to be. We've simply found one that interests us more.

"No, turn the wrench to the left - no, THE LEFT! OH GODDAMMIT GIVE ME THE FUCKING WRENCH AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT."

The only place online where you'll find a woman who regularly* balances naked on a yoga ball.
(*once so far, but we can dream, can't we?)