Give ne back my hat!

Someone is going to be in pain tonight

So I was at the beach this afternoon, a clothing optional beach, and I happened to see someone with the worst case of bright red sunburn I have ever seen. He was practically glowing like a red neon sign. Unfortunately for him, his dick and balls were just as sunburned as the rest of him. He is going to have the hardest time reaching for his todger when he needs to pee over the next few days. Not to mention the chafing in his underwear, which is going to leave him with a very peculiar gait.

It's funny how you don't actually notice sunburn until it's too late. It always seems to take a few hours out of the sun before your skin starts hurting.
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
September 3rd, 2006 11:17pm
yep, I did it in my 20', baaad, no sleep, no sex ( don't even go there ) for couple days. These days, no sun, bleach white, don't care...
Permalink Gôiya 
September 4th, 2006 12:11am
Damn. I scorched the back of my knees one hot summer - that was bad enough.

Oh, and got sun poisoning when I decided to catch some rays on the roof of my hotel in Cairo without checking a globe first.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
September 4th, 2006 12:16am
Well, black guys don't tend to be as bothered by the sun.  More natural protection.
September 4th, 2006 12:21am
give you that blank, my wife was always like put some sun block on, don't come to me all burned, and she was walking around with anti-wrinkle hydroderm on her...
Permalink Gôiya 
September 4th, 2006 12:50am

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