http://waiterrant.net/?p=353

Like he said: you can't make this stuff up.

actually you can and I suspect he does

Some of those statements probably have been said.

I know people who would say #10, and I've heard people say, myself, "You know those people don't always understand English".

sure. I know the frat boys who say 1.

None of that sounds too outrageous to me.

Why don't those frat boys just come out of the closet and buy a fruity rum drink?  What's the point in hiding it?