Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

There's an oral sex epidemy and I missed it

According to Slate teenagers are doing way more oral sex than they used to. I, of course, wonder why werent any epydemics like this when I was a teenager.

http://www.slate.com/id/2148583
Permalink What'd I say? 
September 5th, 2006 4:52pm
I sucked 60 cocks last week. But technically, I'm still a virgin!  Yay for me! Woooooooo!
Permalink Send private email Teen Ho 
September 5th, 2006 4:59pm
If there were, are you sure that you'd be one of the ones in the know?
Permalink Had to be said. 
September 5th, 2006 5:07pm
As long as they use condomes, yay for them. I'd hate to see an HIV epidemic in the teen population though.

And LOL, if todays teen boys are anything like we were those are likely to be very short blowjobs.
Permalink Send private email Rock Hardbuns 
September 5th, 2006 5:14pm
Thank you Bill Clinton, for redefining what sex was.

Now - why couldn't you have do it 20 years ago?
Permalink xampl 
September 5th, 2006 6:28pm
I think what's going on is that all those guys that claimed they were getting all kinds of sex from cheerleaders while we were in school?
Back then they were lying. Now they're not.

We still wouldn't be getting any.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
September 5th, 2006 6:42pm
. Now - why couldn't you have do it 20 years ago?

Because it would have had to have been Reagan.
Permalink victim of my own devices 
September 5th, 2006 6:59pm
We took away the kids' oxygen and their American dreams, and gave them blowjobs.

Not the worse trade-off imaginable.
Permalink Send private email just me 
September 5th, 2006 7:08pm
I enjoy oral sex and blow job.
Permalink Rick Tang 
September 5th, 2006 7:53pm
Yeah, I can't see Reagan starting a blowjob epidemic.

Gotta hand it to Clinton.  Not every president who can include a blue dress with "spinach dip" in his presidential library.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 5th, 2006 7:58pm
Rick:

Please be consistent with either Tang or Tsang.  Some of us remember when the "ts" romanization was changed to "z" so the missing s makes a big difference.  e.g. Tsim Tsa Shui...

Is your LOG one of the "if I only do oral sex, I'm still a virgin?" crowd?
Permalink Send private email Wärd 
September 5th, 2006 8:00pm
I don't have log I am asian. Unfortunate... :(
Permalink Rick Tang 
September 5th, 2006 8:05pm
LAG just doesn't sound the same, though.
Permalink Send private email Wärd 
September 5th, 2006 8:06pm
Is the dress really in the presidential library, or was that a joke?
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 5th, 2006 8:40pm
I didn't see it.

But I did like that the centerpiece of Hillary's display was a notional "National Healthcare" card. (i.e. her major complete failure)
Permalink Send private email Philo 
September 5th, 2006 8:43pm
"her major complete failure"

I wonder how many bankrupt middle class people with cancer illnesses wish she had failed, today.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 5th, 2006 8:46pm
I don't *wish* she had failed. I do think we need to do something about healthcare in this country, though nationalised healthcare may be too much, too fast.

I was commenting on the fact that she had one significant failure in her time as First Lady, and that was on a pedestal right in front of the face of the viewer.

Granted, it's possible that she's proud of the attempt and didn't want people to forget. But that wasn't how it felt.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
September 5th, 2006 8:59pm
>I don't *wish* she had failed. I do think we need to do
>something about healthcare in this country, though
>nationalised healthcare may be too much, too fast.

Yeah, it's too efficient to do *straight* away.
Permalink Colm 
September 5th, 2006 9:29pm
The law of unintended consequences thrives on massive change.
Permalink Send private email Philo 
September 5th, 2006 11:12pm

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