Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

if CoT

regulars worked at the same company.

I shudder at the thought. Never mind.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:10am
pissing contest?
Permalink Dan Denman 
September 6th, 2006 12:10am
sharkfish would win if it were standing up.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
September 6th, 2006 12:11am
No, you guys wouldn't invite me to the pissing contest.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:12am
We'd have to call the company Brownian Motion.
Permalink victim of my own devices 
September 6th, 2006 12:12am
Morning meetings would consist of an opening penis or anus joke.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:23am
"would"?  Don't they always, anyway?
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 6th, 2006 12:24am
sharkfish,
> regulars worked at the same company.
Fuck all would get done ... we'd all spend our time on CoT [just like now] - the only difference would be is after spending the day calling the person in the next cube a moron ... you could finally just reach over the wall and give them a good fucking ::wallop::
Permalink Send private email PNII 
September 6th, 2006 12:24am
I can almost hear muppet pitching a bitch about idiots not replacing the water cooler jug...

...and what kind of boss would you have to be to hire any of us?  Heh.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:27am
Actually, we're hiring.  There's a handful of people here I wouldn't mind having on board.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 6th, 2006 12:28am
"the only difference would be is after spending the day calling the person in the next cube a moron ... you could finally just reach over the wall and give them a good fucking ::wallop::"

Some of us would actually get into fistfights.  It would be beautiful.  Black eyes and everything.  Lawsuits.  Lovely.

"He said my code sucks and then my fist found a path to his face."
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:29am
it would be worse than ::shudder:: seeing pictures of each other ... it'd /totally/ ruin the wondrous images that I have of the CoTers today.
Permalink Send private email PNII 
September 6th, 2006 12:30am
Meh, I think everyone here is probably a wuss in inverse proportion to their persona's bravado.  Jeeze, I think I'm the only one here who's actually killed... err, forget that last part.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 6th, 2006 12:30am
> Some of us would actually get into fistfights.
brought on a vision of you kicking the crap out of muppet because he was chucking a wobbler at the water cooler  :-D
Permalink Send private email PNII 
September 6th, 2006 12:32am
You know, I almost lost it today because someone took my lunch out of the microwave before the timeer went off.

I think that is provocation enough to kick anyone's ass.  Trouble is, there's that thing we call "office decorum".

Plus I'm supposed to be middle/upper middle class.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:35am
sharkfish,

That sucks. You should kick his/her ass!
Permalink Send private email Rick Zeng/Tseng 
September 6th, 2006 12:43am
You send out an all staff email after lunch saying "whoever took my lunch out of the microwave had better go get tested because I think I have herpes."
Permalink Send private email Ward 
September 6th, 2006 12:45am
Yeah well, I saw her.  My desk is around the corner and through a conference room from the kitchen.  But I know it was less than the 4 minutes I entered.  So when I went to the kitchen to pick up my lunch, she looked guilty.  And pretended that the timer went off already. 

People like that make you go postal, eventually. One of those every week, and you are a candidate serial killer.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 6th, 2006 12:47am
Lunch thieves are evil.

They should all be taken out back and shot.
Permalink Send private email Tapiwa 
September 6th, 2006 8:14am
>> You know, I almost lost it today because someone took my lunch out of the microwave before the timeer went off.  <<

Oh, that would set me off.

Take it out because it's done and you're waiting to use it, and the owner is nowhere to be found.  Sure.

But to take it out because you can't be bothered to wait for the "ding!" is passive-agressive.



Either that, or you ate someone else's Lean Cuisine that day.
Permalink xampl 
September 6th, 2006 8:21am
If only they paid us for those golden nuggets of wonderful insight that happen so seldom.  And of course, paid us for the drivel that happens normally, to get to those nuggets.

Of course, this is entertainment, so that won't happen.
Permalink Somebody 
September 6th, 2006 8:26am

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