...honestly dude, I had no idea everyone would take me seriously...I deliberately made the whinging and whatnot over the top, and even added at least two hints that I _was_ just pissing about....but then everyone took me seriously, and I kept trying to make it more obvious, and the whole thing just got less and less funny, and I couldn't see a way to end it all.  so finally I just got embarrassed and left it overnight....


seriously, I didn't _mean_ to come across like a giant weeping vagina, I just didn't seem to be able to find a delicate way to explain to everyone that I didn't really give a shit....

You're off my Christmas list.

We were gonna send boxed figs, too.

And fruitcake.

"a giant weeping vagina"



How is being one of those a bad thing?

hey now, thats hardly fair.  if you are going to deny me my box of foul tasting crud, you should also deny PNII, John Haren and sharky theirs just because there is no bloody way any reasonable person could seriously have believed I was offended by the repeated mention of pucked anusi and whitespace, so they must therefore be some extreme type of moron and THEREFORE they shouldn't be allowed their box of foul tasting crud.

Oh all right.  I'll send you all the anus-shaped figs.

So I guess you get all the figs.

"How is being one of those a bad thing?"

I would find not having a head, the extruding fleshy bits and all that hair rather uncomfortable.  oh, and the weeping bit would probably damage my computer.

"So I guess you get all the figs."


now _thats_ just mean.

bastard.

Plus, as a giant vagina, you would lack thumbs.

do ya see ... do ya see what I mean ??? Fucking sucked in by the pustulating puckered posterior again ... FUCK!

sp/the/that

I dunno.  Repeatedly telling me to "fuck off" "fuck you", "eat shit and die", etc... I figured yer panties were inna bunch.  No smilies, no lols...

"I figured yer panties were inna bunch."

yeah, I could tell.  im still not sure what I could have done to make it clearer.  I even said things like 'seriously, some of you just dont know how to pull off a joke without taking it too far. '  in the hope that the penny would drop.

"No smilies, no lols..."

the trouble with smilies and lols is that they are a dead giveaway.  I really prefer to let people figure things out for themselves.


sheesh, aside from treating you like an idiot and actually explaining or being explicit about it, I dont know what else I could have done to clearly signal my intent.

"Repeatedly telling me to "fuck off" "fuck you", "eat shit and die", etc..."


...that bit I rather enjoyed, its such a satisfying phrase...

eat shit. :) <=================== LOOK SMILIE

Crikey, wSV, shut the hell up and gimme another BJ, ok?

see, john?  now I knew you were joking from the second I saw it.  imagine how much more satisying saying 'eat shit' would be if you know I would spend a few minutes deciding either way*







*ok, I probably wouldn't bother.  but remember that some people _do_ care...