Use it or lose it, you quiet fuckers
post something entertaining DAMN YOUR EYES
January 26th, 2006 8:18am
It's early morning your end and it's lunchtime ours...patience laddie...
LUNCH? It's 2:30 in the afternoon where you are, no?
OK maybe 1:30. Fucking daylight fucking savings.
January 26th, 2006 8:23am
Well Dana you should come on over then and pay some attention to me. I could use some breakfast, so stop at McDonald's on the way, hey?
January 26th, 2006 8:34am
McDonalds and breakfast in the same sentence...
I would despair if I cared.
January 26th, 2006 8:37am
Not for every day Simon. McDonald's is a sometimes food.
January 26th, 2006 8:39am
Macdonalds is a guilty secret when I need something warm and wet and slightly squidgy in my mouth.
January 26th, 2006 8:40am
Any time you need that Simon, you just come and see me, baby.
Actually it makes things flow a little TOO well.
January 26th, 2006 8:42am
I have no problem being one of your homo-erotic fantasies just don't touch me with your fingers.
Or anything else come to that.
January 26th, 2006 8:44am
Given that the only time I'm ever backed up is when there is some physical issue which alters the shape of my plumbing, yeah.
January 26th, 2006 8:53am
"We're on GMT at the moment."
Presumably you're on GMT always, it just shifts with DST...
January 26th, 2006 9:02am
McDonalds? Eh. Apple pie and a vanilla shake, maybe.
January 26th, 2006 9:03am
With DST, GMT becomes BST (British Summer Time) ;-)
GMT has a standard (albeit a superceded one) stays as it is and you can see times quoted GMT throughout the year.
Christing hell, I hit refresh and nothing turned blue.
Do something, you lazy fuckers.
I TOLD YOU.
January 26th, 2006 9:26am
I know. I go to the effort to click a button, and I want some goddamn results.
Dance, motherfucker, dance!
Aw fuck, it's the end of the holidayz, my space bar malfs and I'm not quite sober.
Name 3 things you can eat with your teeth out.
. mashed banana
January 26th, 2006 9:46am
If you don't think that counts for at least three things, you're doing it wrong.
First he thinks I'm stalking him, then he wants me to bring breakfast ... now, which is it?