Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

Use it or lose it, you quiet fuckers

post something entertaining DAMN YOUR EYES
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:18am
It's early morning your end and it's lunchtime ours...patience laddie...
Permalink Send private email a cynic writes 
January 26th, 2006 8:20am
LUNCH?  It's 2:30 in the afternoon where you are, no?

OK maybe 1:30.  Fucking daylight fucking savings.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:23am
Yup -  1.25  We're on GMT at the moment.
Permalink Send private email a cynic writes 
January 26th, 2006 8:27am
Muppet is so needy.
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January 26th, 2006 8:31am
The "needy" posting was me.  Forgot to type my name in there!
Permalink Send private email Dana 
January 26th, 2006 8:32am
Well Dana you should come on over then and pay some attention to me.  I could use some breakfast, so stop at McDonald's on the way, hey?
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:34am
McDonalds and breakfast in the same sentence...

I would despair if I cared.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 8:37am
Not for every day Simon.  McDonald's is a sometimes food.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:39am
Probably helps things flow through that colon smoothly.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 8:40am
Macdonalds is a guilty secret when I need something warm and wet and slightly squidgy in my mouth.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 8:40am
Any time you need that Simon, you just come and see me, baby.

Aaron -

Actually it makes things flow a little TOO well.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:42am
I have no problem being one of your homo-erotic fantasies just don't touch me with your fingers.

Or anything else come to that.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 8:44am
Yeah, but I bet it beats being backed up.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 8:50am
Aaron -

Given that the only time I'm ever backed up is when there is some physical issue which alters the shape of my plumbing, yeah.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:53am
"We're on GMT at the moment."

Presumably you're on GMT always, it just shifts with DST...
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 26th, 2006 9:02am
McDonalds? Eh. Apple pie and a vanilla shake, maybe.
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 26th, 2006 9:03am
With DST, GMT becomes BST (British Summer Time) ;-) 

GMT has a standard (albeit a superceded one) stays as it is and you can see times quoted GMT throughout the year.
Permalink Send private email a cynic writes 
January 26th, 2006 9:14am
Christing hell, I hit refresh and nothing turned blue.

Do something, you lazy fuckers.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 9:25am
I TOLD YOU.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 9:26am
I know.  I go to the effort to click a button, and I want some goddamn results.

Dance, motherfucker, dance!
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 9:30am
Aw fuck, it's the end of the holidayz, my space bar malfs and I'm not quite sober.

Name 3 things you can eat with your teeth out.

. mashed banana
. marshmallows
. macca's
Permalink trollop 
January 26th, 2006 9:42am
Condensed milk.
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 26th, 2006 9:46am
Oral sex.

If you don't think that counts for at least three things, you're doing it wrong.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 9:47am
That student did actually move in then, Aaron?
Permalink trollop 
January 26th, 2006 10:03am
Student?

Nah, our third isn't a student.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 10:20am
not even a little Latin?
Permalink trollop 
January 26th, 2006 10:30am
No Greek yet, either.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 10:44am
First he thinks I'm stalking him, then he wants me to bring breakfast ... now, which is it?
Permalink Send private email Dana 
January 26th, 2006 11:45am
Muppet, that is.
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January 26th, 2006 11:45am

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