Reconciling assholes for nearly a decade.

Save me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope!

Emergency Crisis conference call. Dial in right now!

***dials****
"Please type your access code followed by the pound sign"
6...6...6...#
"Thank you for abandoning all hope, ye who enter here. Your conference is already in session. You are the...Ninety...Seventh...caller."
**tone**
Who joined?
Peter.
Thank you for joining.

**tone**
Who joined?
Sisyphus
Thank you for joining.

**mumbly bullshit for a couple minutes***

**tone**
Who joined?
The Flying Dutchman.
Thank you for joining.

**more mumbly bullshit followed by loud complaints that the code meets the documentation***

**tone**
Who joined?
Cassandra.
Thank you for joining.

**blessed feedback, I never thought squealing from speakers could be so pleasant**

**mumbly bullshit about specs and configuration mismanagement***

**tone**
Who joined?
Pandora.
Thank you for joining.

**mumbly bullshit***
elapsed time 40 minutes.

**tone**
Who joined?
DEATH
Thank you for joining.
NO PROBLEM. THANK YOU FOR EATING THE SHRIMP SALAD.

elapsed time 83 minutes....

I am so doomed. Save me obiwan, you're my only hope.
Permalink Peter the Doomed 
September 8th, 2006 4:06pm
Check the calendar dude. It's FRIDAY! You are one day late.
Get your act together.
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
September 8th, 2006 4:37pm

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