Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

I'll admit it.

I never shut down programs when I install new ones.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 9th, 2006 2:06am
And I've stopped shaving my legs.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 9th, 2006 2:07am
I haven't shaved my legs in years.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 9th, 2006 2:09am
I have never shaved my legs, FUCK THE SYSTEM!
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September 9th, 2006 2:51am
Oh wait...
Permalink  
September 9th, 2006 2:51am
If I shaved my legs, the hairs would come back meaner and stronger, and given how hirsute I am, that would be a clinical matter.
Permalink Funny Bünny 
September 9th, 2006 5:46am
"And I've stopped shaving my legs."

This revelation destroyed the great mental image I've built of Sharky during the last months.

Now I see her as a furry depressive middle aged woman. Not something to fantasize on! :-(
Permalink Methuselah 
September 9th, 2006 6:08am
In Soviet Russia, the system fucks you.

Not so different, come to think of it.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
September 9th, 2006 9:32am
"This revelation destroyed the great mental image I've built of Sharky during the last months. "

That was my goal.  One more marriage proposal, video request, or threesome demand would make me feel like a sex object.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 9th, 2006 11:08am
What do you say we get married, have a threesome on our honeymoon, and videotape it?
Permalink wheeeeeee ~~~~~~~~~~x 
September 9th, 2006 12:20pm
You don't already?  We clearly haven't been trying hard enough.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
September 9th, 2006 12:33pm
Some of us like "natural"...

Silly Me
Permalink Silly Me 
September 9th, 2006 3:01pm
If men wanted natural, women would still be as hairy as men.

Phat that. Culture is good. Culture is natural.
Permalink victim of my own histuteness 
September 9th, 2006 5:05pm
Some women *are* as hairy as men.

*shudder*
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
September 9th, 2006 6:25pm

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