Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

Hey, listen:

The internet flattens me, it shows me on a unidimensional way. Instead of revealing my secrets it hides my entire character and personality.

You don't know what I want from life from what I write here. Sometimes I say I want somethings because I want them, other times because they're shinny or booby and I'm only a young male, other times its just wishfull thinking or daydreaming.

And, above all, you cannot assume you are my closest pal just because you feel you've entered some inner sanctum of my life by reading whats in here.

Capisce? Now go play with the other kids. Daddy's got work to do.
Permalink Funny Bünny 
September 11th, 2006 4:36pm
Are you PMS'ing, Funny Bunny?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 11th, 2006 4:40pm
He knows who he is.
Permalink Funny Bünny 
September 11th, 2006 4:43pm
Tried a ball-wax, apparently.  That would leave anybody a little cranky.  The very concept of a Brazillian wax makes my eyes water a little.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 11th, 2006 4:43pm
Except for my face, I'm not deleting one hair from my body. I'm hairy and I like it damn it!
Permalink Funny Bünny 
September 11th, 2006 4:46pm
Wilson! Wilson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Permalink Tom Hanks 
September 12th, 2006 12:19am

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