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10 Ten Ways of Converting Muslims to Christianity

http://www.heraldtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060912/NEWS/609120341 - Muslims can convert to Christianity here!

1. I miss the crusades. They were just this close to converting.
Permalink son of parnas 
September 12th, 2006 3:37pm
Yeah, that church should just threaten to kill the muslims. That's the way the muslims convert the christians in their own lands, let's share and enjoy their cultural practices. Instad of beheading people for having a Bible, like they do in Saudi Arabia, western countries should behead people for having a Koran.
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 13th, 2006 12:10am
> should behead people for having a Koran

That's the spirit! Religion is so uplifting.
Permalink son of parnas 
September 13th, 2006 12:18am
Right, when the head flies off.
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 13th, 2006 1:04am
Nobody is beheaded for possessing a bible in Saudi Arabia. There were hundreds of Philipinos imprisoned for possessing a bible and pornography (turned out they had Sunday School Bibles with pictures in them thus the pornography charge) and we only found out about them when there was a mass pardon.

Since the beginning of the century I don't know of a single case of being penalized for possessing a Bible, and with the internet the ban would be unworkable anyway.
Permalink Send private email Stephen Jones 
September 13th, 2006 11:53am
Dear Mr. Jones, Amnesty International says you are full of shit.
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 13th, 2006 4:18pm
What were the charges against Sadeq Mallallah, Mr. Jones? What were they? Why don't you tell us? And let us know by what manner he was executed.

Ignorant imbecile.
Permalink Commandante Marcos 
September 13th, 2006 4:23pm
There hasn't been a single charge against anyone in Saudi Arabia for possessing a bible in 100 years, and it must be true because the King himself said it, and the truly independent media of the Kingdom agree.

In case you haven't figured it out, I'm being sarcastic.
Permalink NotPortly 
September 14th, 2006 3:20pm

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