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Guys and car and thread

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Ok, anybody have a summary of this thread.  I am not reading 100 pages of trash.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 12th, 2006 4:29pm
sharky shags girls on a first date, but not guys. well, unless you ain't no more than a piece of meat to her (sob).
;-P
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 4:32pm
Sharfish suggests you buy a BMW. You respond. Some British guy pretends to have sex more than once a year. Conversation devolves into sharkfish defending herself against the CoT trifecta of bores regarding sluts, sex on the first date, and lesbianism.
Permalink worldsTightestCanteloupe 
September 12th, 2006 4:34pm
How did this end up being about ME????!!!

This is about BOT GETTING LAID. Damn.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 12th, 2006 4:39pm
you'e the only woman we talk to. what do you expect?
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 4:40pm
"Mongo Returns"
Permalink wheeeeeeee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~x 
September 12th, 2006 4:41pm
wasn't there some python sketch with these guys in a pub, going on and on about women and what they like/don't like ... (maybe I confuse it with some other comedy thing)

some guy walks up on them and says "if you lot know so much about girls, how come you aren't off talking to some now?"

"freedom of choice, mate. freedom of choice ..."

that's what this place reminds me of a bit ...
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 4:45pm
"This is about BOT GETTING LAID. Damn"

I get laid, but not like the normal people.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 12th, 2006 5:05pm
Someone else post a follow up question to that comment.
No way am I doing it.
Permalink xampl 
September 12th, 2006 5:20pm
You wanna be funny, tough guy?
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 12th, 2006 5:20pm
(looks around, whistles ...)
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 5:21pm
How do normal people get laid?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 12th, 2006 5:21pm
when they can ...
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 5:22pm
Normal people get laid a few times in college then one or two times per year for the rest of their lives.
Permalink worldsTightestCanteloupe 
September 12th, 2006 5:22pm
no wonder cantaloups grow so slowly.
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 5:23pm
>I get laid, but not like the normal people.
>You wanna be funny, tough guy?


Is that a proposition? I think xample is a guy you know?
Permalink Send private email Masiosare 
September 12th, 2006 5:24pm
"Is that a proposition? I think xample is a guy you know?"

For the right proposition, I can hookup with a prime female pornstar.
xampl isnt my type.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 12th, 2006 5:26pm
Sadly, during the periods of normality in my life, I got laid rarely. During the abnormal periods of my life, I got laid all the time. It is weird. Also I don't think the money thing is necessarily the case.

When I was a total dirt bag, pretending to be a musician, shipping boxes at a skateboard warehouse, and surfing couches, I got laid all the time. When I made $90K a year, drove a toyota, and lived in an apartment complex, I got laid twice.
Permalink worldsTightestCanteloupe 
September 12th, 2006 5:28pm
Ditto. College/Fraternity days for me.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 12th, 2006 5:30pm
you kind of need the time to spend being a horndog. career and all that crap tends to cut into that. I think part of why people get into relationships is to cut down on all the overhead.

about my most sexually prolific time ever was a period when I wasn't working much, and had more time to pursue women.
Permalink $-- 
September 12th, 2006 5:31pm
Dude, you were driving a Toyota. Of course you weren't getting laid.

Read the lady's notes: BMW.  Toyotas and Hondas are for married guys who are worried about keeping something boring but dependable for ten years.  BMWs and Corvettes are for guys who have a lot of cash to blow and don't mind doing it for something shiny and fun to drive.  Hopefully you can see the parrallel.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 12th, 2006 7:37pm
A little note in the interst of full disclosure:

1. I drive a Honda.

2. It's very satisfying to drive.

3. I still dream about that BMW

Draw such parallels as you will.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 12th, 2006 7:40pm
"Toyotas and Hondas are for married guys who are worried about keeping something boring but dependable for ten years.  BMWs and Corvettes are for guys who have a lot of cash to blow and don't mind doing it for something shiny and fun to drive."

Hm. Where do Audi's fit in here?
Permalink Send private email Steel McLargeEsquimaux 
September 12th, 2006 8:45pm
Audi TT = gay

Any other Audi: I make just enough money to buy a BMW, Lexus, or an Audi but I chose the Audi because I'm an obnoxious car nerd and may I bore you for a bit about Quattro linkages, rally racing, how they drove an S8 in the movie "Ronin" BLAH BLAH BLAH NOBODY CARES BLAH BLA BLAH
Permalink worldsTightestCanteloupe 
September 12th, 2006 8:49pm
Clarkson and the lot travel to Iceland to test the Audi TT 3.2 DSG against the 350Z and Chrysler Crossfire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9LmCnR8ccc&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rOM_73NS5c&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfyN63zIzTo&mode=related&search=

Signal to noise ratio's a bit low, but it's fun to watch.
Permalink trollop 
September 12th, 2006 9:15pm
Personally, I think that the Audi TT is very pretty, and the guy who sold me my Honda was trying to put me in one.  It was sold two weeks later to a guy with less hair than me and his asian wife.  I am happy to say that at least my wife looked more like she belonged in a sports car.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 13th, 2006 8:42am

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