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I have been thinking

about what my SO told me on the the weekend. She thinks my left labia is puffier than right. I mean WTF?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 13th, 2006 2:13am
Anything I say here will only get me in trouble, so this is just a placeholder.
Permalink Send private email Steel McLargeEsquimaux 
September 13th, 2006 2:15am
Well I'm going to dive right in.

To get the pedantry out of the way first, isn't labia a plural, so that a single one of them is a labium?

Also, puffier is a funny description. Sounds like a complaint. Surely fleshier or thicker is a nicer way to put it?

Also, also, isn't it completely normal for things to be unsymmetrical? Surely your breasts are of slightly different sizes too?
Permalink Send private email bon vivant 
September 13th, 2006 2:56am
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/29/remote_intimacy/
Permalink wheeeeeeeee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~x 
September 13th, 2006 3:25am
You can't really expect us to make any meaningful comment without pics...
  -tim
Permalink Send private email a2800276 
September 13th, 2006 4:30am
Yeah, we're gonna need some visual evidence sharky.  Which, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, isn't gonna be forthcoming.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 13th, 2006 8:45am
Assuming this isn't an imposter...

Most guys have one nut larger than the other.
So don't freak out over it.
Permalink xampl 
September 13th, 2006 8:56am
That wasn't me, guys.  My labia are pretty much normal.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 13th, 2006 10:25am
Damn.

Maybe the imposter will post some pictures?
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 13th, 2006 10:52am
Wouldn't be all that weird, though.  The human body is more asymmetrical than commonly thought.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
September 13th, 2006 2:49pm

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