Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

If anyone wants to become a moderator, email me.

Only serious offers please!
Permalink Send private email Wayne (AHA) 
September 13th, 2006 11:28pm
All regulars can apply...  but I need your email address to send you login details.
Permalink Send private email Wayne (AHA) 
September 14th, 2006 12:16am
Tempted but no.

I'd only use it to see WTF was wrong with the deleted threads I got pissed off about.
For the rest I wouldn't delete anything anyway.

I appreciate the initiative though.
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
September 14th, 2006 2:29am
ATTN:


Dear Mr.Wayne,

I, Mr.Jingalala Jingalala, Chinaman by birth, the son of Motalala Tera Moo Kala, an auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA (FCT). I have the courage to crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future. My proposal is that I am looking for a vitcim or more who I can treat with my powers of moderation. This is simple, all you have to do is to open an account for me on this forum and send me its detail for me to arrange the proper time I can devote to this extremely important business of moderation, and facilitate it thus. The authority of moderation, if bestowed on me, Jingalala Jingalala, Chinaman, the son of Motalala Tera Moo Kala, will then be vested into this account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35 % for you and 5% for expenses that might come up during moderation process. There is no risk at all, and all the paper work for this transaction will be done by me using my position and connections on the river banks of China, the country of purple daffodil flowers. This business transaction is guaranteed. If you are interested, please reply immediately through my personal email sending the following details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private Telephone/fax Number. Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest some of my interest in your forum. I look forward to your earliest reply.


Yours,
Mr.Jingalala Jingalala,
Chinaman,
Son Of: Motalala Tera Moo Kala
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 14th, 2006 2:43am
LOL

nice one.
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September 14th, 2006 3:43am

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