Ignoring the White House brings relief to my spleen and joy to my heart.

But this, I mean, wow... *this* is real kick-in-the-gonads copy.

http://www.stefanohourmouzis.com/

BTW, why aren't we at the casino already?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/gambling/story/0,,1873910,00.html

Any takers?

This technology has existed since the late 60s, but back then it took a computer so advanced that only Barney could build it, then it was so heavy only Willy could carry it, and the predicted number showed up in the date window of a watch.

Cue Lalo Schiffrin music and hand striking a match...