That is what it feels like.  Eye is red as everything.  Actually, it doesnt hurt but feels different and is red as everything.  I wonder why.  I just woke up like this.

I think it was from sleeping with my contacts a couple of days ago.  Doesnt bother me as long as people dont mind that I have two different color eyes now.

Yeah, sorry to say, looking at somebody that has one 'normal' eye, and one eye all red and weepy -- yeah, that's not too cool.

Might ye have pink eye, matey?
Get thee to the ships chiurgeon, and have him cut it out.  Ye can't be a decent-looking pirate without an eye-patch.  Yarrr.

Slap ye a rag over yer eyeball and leave it be 'til we near All Hallows' Eve, and the wee rascals will sure be in terror of ye!

Could be a corneal ulcer. Hie thee to the doctor. Now.

http://eyelearn.med.utoronto.ca/Lectures04-05/RedEye/13Ulcer.htm

Fluorescein discloses its presence.

Looks kind of like that:

http://eyelearn.med.utoronto.ca/Lectures04-05/RedEye/13Ulcer.htm#focus

Too much napping with the contacts.

The only time I ever copped an ulcer was crashing out dead drunk with hard contacts. The doc pulled his colleagues in for a look at the mess.

It cleared up with eyedrops IIRC - it was a long time ago.