he wants to marry me and boot my girlfriend?

http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=10772#134583

Although to make it a little more clear, I wanted to work where you work.  I'm thinking that my wife is gonna nix any plans I might have for moving in with a pair of lesbians, so I'd have to find my own lodging.

Yeah, the whole "you are a boy" and "I am a woman lover" kinda doesn't work, does it.

You wouldn't like it so much where I work.  I put up with a lot of nonsense, lack of professionalism, etc.  The boss is pretty good, co-workers just okay.

That makes it a step up.

Actually I can put up with my co-workers okay now, but management still has to go.

Also, I do the dishes.

Maybe, if you do laundry...

The idea of a houseboy sounds kinda nice.

We need some place we can click-to-summon Steel.

Well, it's a houseboy who's bald on top but hairy everywhere else.  Probably not a huge deal, you two not being into men anyway.  But it could put you off your feed if you're not used to it.

Ew.

Well, at least I managed to put Wayne off his feed.

"I'm thinking that my wife is gonna nix any plans I might have for moving in with a pair of lesbians, so I'd have to find my own lodging."

Yeah, that happens.

hope you got those cycling shorts ready, Clay ... I sense sharky loves the lycra ...

I don't think that a) she wants to see weiners or b) she wants to see a hairy guy wearing skin-tight shorts.  And we can count on shrinkage when the two non-weiner-loving point and laugh.