1.  I like Lean Cuisine frozen pizzas.  Low fat, mid-carb, extra salt.  Yum

2.  Mucinex.  This is the booger commercial that advertises a booger juicer to clear your head.  Someone I know tried it and well, her nose ran a river all fucking day.  Hee-hee.  I have to wonder about pharmaceutical firms.  They were probably researching something else and ran across this "miracle drug" by accident. "Hey George, what do ya know, booger liquifier!  Can we sell that?"

3.  There was yet another homeless, stinky man on the bus tonight.  I am going to have to change my route or ride the vanilla train.  I can't take it.  I've lived in the city for years and never had this happen before, and now 2 in a row??!!!

It's a good thing you bundled these because, although I like Lean Cuisine pizza as well, I worry that alone that might have attracted Ward the Deleter. On 2, wasn't that drug for erectile dysfunction, I forget the name, originally a treatment for baldness? urban legend?

Mucinex is a pretty bad name, but it's gotta be #3 after Vagisil and Anusol (tied for first)

A previous doctor told me to use mucinex, and those pills are terrible.