I appear to have acidentally deleted the banner and the dancing r2 d2.

please accept my apologies for this travesty of justice.

on the bright side, the chances of me finally going nutso and killing Ms wSV and kids in an orgy of violence has been reduced by nearly 75%

I know this will make you happy.

Dear wSV -

I'm sorry that your childhood abuse makes you exhibit inappropriate rage at the site of vaguely phallic objects.

I only hope that the new and improved version will not cause you to go on any killing sprees.

PS - The r2d2 was not mine, though I thought it was classy.

I get the feeling this is a conversation between one person.

I often read wSV as muppet and vice versa.  Is it just me?

I certainly never do :)

the linguistic differences between myself and muppet, no to mention our outlook on life and our general demeanour are so incredibly vast that it would take some kind of severe retardation for anyone to mistake one for the other.

besides which, muppet tends to be cleverer and more imaginative.

oh, also my spelling is getting worse by the day.  Im starting to wonder if Ive actually had a stroke and just not noticed.