Do we give him gifts or what? I say yes and then surprise him. Ideas?

Yah. Explain what the hell you are talking about.

Sidebar.

Are you a lawyer? Neither am I.

What state is he getting married in? I didn't think it was legal most places.

I don't think there's time, I was considering a card - pass it around various CoTers and then on to him.

But hey, the bastard didn't invite me, so screw it.

WHO?

Don't feel bad.  We only sent out 13 invitations.

But we ARE registered on Target.com.

:-)

I didn't know you lived in a trailer park.

Ooh, sort by price... shower curtains from everyone!

Why would we register someplace crazy expensive when only about half of my family (and less of hers) has the money for that?  Seems pretentious and even malicious.

Fuck, we only registered at Target because of serious peer pressure (from the family and coworkers) to register SOMEWHERE so that they could buy us crap.

We have one of those air filters and it works well.  The only problem is that it's pretty easy to knock over.  It still seems to work, but a few little plastic bits have fallen off ours after being bumped by our daughter.

>> Are you a lawyer? Neither am I.

SoP. I am not. And to this day, my grandmother and my mother have never forgiven me for not taking up the family trade.

Was expecting more along the lines of Tranformer kits. But, hey! You didn't get to make the list, eh?

> my grandmother and my mother have never forgiven me for not taking up the family trade

It would be that or something else they would never forgive you for. At least your soul is safe(r).