Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

Sometimes

I hate myself.  This is one of those times.  I know why.  I have been openly lying to people.  Saying I was listening when I really wasnt. Pretending to be happy when I am not.

Hmm.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 26th, 2006 2:20pm
You sound hateable to me.
Permalink son of parnas 
September 26th, 2006 2:21pm
If it helps, you are a complete loser for liking Alan Keyes.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
September 26th, 2006 2:23pm
appreciate your newfound honesty.
Permalink cpm 
September 26th, 2006 2:24pm
"Pretending to be happy when I am not."

Welcome to my *whole life*.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
September 26th, 2006 2:27pm
Well, the job board made me happy. Good one.  I like that.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 26th, 2006 2:28pm
We're happy to listen to your disgruntlements.
Permalink Send private email yes we are 
September 26th, 2006 2:46pm
Bot, you are not alone. Sometimes, I too hate you. But that's only because you're black.

<jk/>

Anyway, if you need some consolation, read Mark Twain's essay called, "On The Decay Of The Art Of Lying". It would tickle your funny bone and redeem you of your guilt.

I'll still hate you for being black, though.
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 26th, 2006 2:53pm
> You sound hateable to me.

Did you mean to say he sounds like a hashtable to you? I read it that way.
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 26th, 2006 2:54pm
"I'll still hate you for being black, though"

That is so sweet.  I just hate you.
Permalink Send private email Bot Berlin 
September 26th, 2006 2:55pm

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