I hate myself.  This is one of those times.  I know why.  I have been openly lying to people.  Saying I was listening when I really wasnt. Pretending to be happy when I am not.

Hmm.

You sound hateable to me.

If it helps, you are a complete loser for liking Alan Keyes.

appreciate your newfound honesty.

"Pretending to be happy when I am not."

Welcome to my *whole life*.

Well, the job board made me happy. Good one.  I like that.

We're happy to listen to your disgruntlements.

Bot, you are not alone. Sometimes, I too hate you. But that's only because you're black.

<jk/>

Anyway, if you need some consolation, read Mark Twain's essay called, "On The Decay Of The Art Of Lying". It would tickle your funny bone and redeem you of your guilt.

I'll still hate you for being black, though.

> You sound hateable to me.

Did you mean to say he sounds like a hashtable to you? I read it that way.

"I'll still hate you for being black, though"

That is so sweet.  I just hate you.