Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Job Board.

Love it.
Permalink cpm 
September 26th, 2006 2:25pm
I might apply for this. I don't know anything about mobile platforms, but I'd like to live in California.

Palo Alto, CA
Sharpcast is seeking a highly-motivated senior developer to lead our mobile application development. The senior software engineer is responsible for development of Sharpcast applications on various mobile platforms.

Position Type:

Full-time, Permanent

Required:

* 5+ years of software development experience preferred with at least 3 years in mobile application development
* Expertise in C/C++ and/or Java
* Experience with J2ME, BREW, Symbian, Windows Mobile, and/or Palm OS
* Experience porting, integrating, and updating existing mobile applications
* BS/MS/PhD in Computer Science or equivalent experience

Desired:

* Experience with devices and carriers in multiple geographies, including US, Europe, and Asia.
Permalink cpm 
September 26th, 2006 2:29pm
I like how well it scales down to sidebar sized.
Permalink ~~~x 
September 26th, 2006 2:30pm
Ugh.

So how much is wayne getting paid for that box?  :-P
Permalink Send private email muppet 
September 26th, 2006 2:55pm
He's got to cover the legal costs for the christmas tree discrimination suit somehow.
Permalink cpm 
September 26th, 2006 3:00pm
Love it? I condemn it. Not done.

Not that I am against the idea of having a job board for CoT. Absolutely not. On the contrary, we must have an even better job board, but with relevant postings for which we charge an equal sum of $350 each, non-refundable.

Sample:

Urgently Required: Human To Have Sex
Send photo, cover letter, pictures in nude with hourly rates for 80-hour months.


Or, another appropriate posting would read, if it were:

Wanted: Bin Laden, Dead Or Alive


I strongly object to the current impropriety on display. No! Sorry! No no no. Sorry!
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 26th, 2006 3:00pm
Change that to:

Bin Laden wanted Dead.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
September 26th, 2006 3:14pm
He gonna apply only if he's alive, nutcase!
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 26th, 2006 3:16pm
He's a fanatic muslim terrorist, don't bet on it.
Permalink Send private email Mikael Bergkvist 
September 26th, 2006 3:28pm
I bet $10 on that he won't apply if he's dead already.
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 26th, 2006 3:29pm
Reference to The Sidebar

That is a nice trick to get Bin Laden into the US. Trapped. Fettered, captive in the confines of AbeBooks Inc.
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
September 26th, 2006 3:40pm

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