Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

Today's office humor

Boss is out, partner is gone.

Joke on my behalf:

Sharky got fired from the sperm bank.  She got caught drinking on the job.

Har har har.

Where's my gun.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 12:16pm
Ouch.
Permalink Send private email Jöhn Härën 
November 9th, 2006 12:40pm
Yeah. No burning retort from me either.  I have to get him back.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 12:41pm
I'm thinking they don't know you very well?

1. Unlikely to be drinking -that-

2. Duh!  She's gonna cut your nuts off and shove them up your ass.
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
November 9th, 2006 12:59pm
I have a feeling they know I'm gay, but everybody is a lot more comfortable ignoring it.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 1:01pm
I've learned not to come out at work.  When I did so, foolishly, I've everything from "why don't you want me? I'm pretty" to fake double-dates that are supposed to turn into an orgy to "I know a gay girl you guys are sure to hit it off" to "Ya know, I'm cool with gay people, but..." conversations.

Better just to pretend.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 1:02pm
Surely they know about the other part.  About how their part is gonna become your part?
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
November 9th, 2006 1:03pm
Hit him were it hurts:

A got fired from the sperm bank. He couldn't make any loans.
Permalink el 
November 9th, 2006 1:12pm
LOL.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 1:15pm
"He was withdrawing more than he deposited."
Permalink Colm 
November 9th, 2006 1:22pm
;D


Oh, this is fun.  He's on the phone now.  I can't wait to toss that bomb.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 1:23pm
"The sperm bank called.  They said something about an overdraft?"
Permalink Send private email Clay Dowling 
November 9th, 2006 1:26pm
"None of his investments matured."
Permalink Colm 
November 9th, 2006 1:30pm
They suspended his trading account as well, too many premature withdrawals.
Permalink el 
November 9th, 2006 1:45pm
He couldn't cum in a cup because he's IMPOTENT!!

Guffaw!
Permalink Send private email wicket awethome 
November 9th, 2006 1:46pm
Are you SURE they don't have sexual harassment training at your workplace, Sharky?  'cause this bozo sounds really good at it.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
November 9th, 2006 1:48pm
They have enough not to do it in front of the boss. Deniability is key.
Permalink Send private email Mr. Incognito 
November 9th, 2006 1:51pm
Eh. Job security. Maybe.  He calls the guys cum-guzzlers so maybe we should all sue.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
November 9th, 2006 2:24pm
it's not libelious if it's true.
Permalink Send private email Mr. Incognito 
November 9th, 2006 2:31pm
Wow, that sounds a lot like something that would go down on the NBC series "The Office"- only in real life... Scary!!!
Permalink arg! 
November 9th, 2006 3:21pm
Heh...he said "go down"...heh.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
November 9th, 2006 3:29pm
Bloodnock, after the usual rumbustious intro: "Batman, take this suit back to the hire shop!"

Batman: "Yes sir. There is a deposit on it."

Bloodnock: "Don't worry, it will brush off."

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=95857&messages=53&page=1&desc=yes
Permalink trollop 
November 9th, 2006 4:19pm

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