Sanding our assholes with 150 grit. Slowly. Lovingly.

To all the muppet haters:  $2,250

Two thousand, two hundred, and fifty US dollars.

That's what it'll cost to make me go away.

I just tallied up my entire Amazon Wishlist, and the grand total is $2,250.

If my entire wishlist (excluding unavailable items) is purchased, I will go away never to darken your forum again, mostly as a direct consequence of being far too entertained elsewhere to bother.

So, how much do you REALLY want me to get lost?  ;-)
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 12:29pm
nice try
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 12:30pm
I'll donate $1 to proceedings.  I don't really want you to go, but I'm game for whatever's going on...
Permalink Send private email Mat Hall 
January 26th, 2006 12:31pm
I certainly thought so, John.  :)
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 12:31pm
Chris was a lot cheaper to get rid of.  OTOH, his wish list was insane.
Permalink Send private email Ward Bush 
January 26th, 2006 12:31pm
Don't go. Please. Whom will we berate? Whom will we make fun of? Who will provide us with our hourly dose of the inane? We've invested so much into you. Please stay, Yali, please.
Permalink Send private email KayJay 
January 26th, 2006 12:32pm
I've no reason to kill myself so if you're hoping for that, don't hold your breath.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 12:33pm
Is there some sort of penalty clause in the event you get the filthy lucre and don't bugger off?
Permalink Send private email a cynic writes... 
January 26th, 2006 12:35pm
I'm a man of my word.  If I receive everything on my Amazon wishlist I'll go away.

Of course, I should probably impose some sort of deadline so that if I by chance acquire all this stuff myself at some distant date, that won't count.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 12:37pm
naaah...Even if someone bothered we'd only have more fratricide as people were accused of being a muppet in trolls clothing...
Permalink Send private email a cynic writes... 
January 26th, 2006 12:42pm
lol that's as may be

but the moderators could verify that it wasn't me

even if I used an anonymizer I'd be picked out pretty quickly, I think.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 12:43pm
I'll give you muppet bashers until February 14th of this year.  That's Valentine's Day here in the US (how sweet, huh?)

If everything on my Wish List (which I will not update henceforth) is purchased and shipped to me (or enroute to me) by that time, I'll go never to return again.

Start counting your pennies.  :-)
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:26pm
How about WE buy it and ship it?
Permalink trollop 
January 26th, 2006 6:44pm
How's that?  That was the idea, trollop.  I'M not paying.  :)
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 8:11pm
57, 58, 59, 60, 61...
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 26th, 2006 8:34pm
I guess I forgot to mention I thought we should also get to choose :)

Can the chicken feather delivery truck back up your drive or do we have to hold off until the thaw?
Permalink trollop 
January 26th, 2006 9:27pm
You're making no sense, trollop.  The idea isn't $2,250 in cash or $2,250 worth of anything other than what's on my wishlist.  That wasn't the premise.  You're stretching WAY too far for a joke and doing a poor job of it.  :)
Permalink Send private email muppet 
January 26th, 2006 10:35pm
Picky, picky, picky.
Permalink trollop 
January 26th, 2006 10:47pm

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