Why can't I have hot, bisexual female stalkers who just want to share my cock with their three hot girlfriends?

Because you're a foul mouthed, big-nosed, diseased-anus cock-smoker?  Or was that a trick question?

Because you continually use homoerotic imagery.

Simon might be on to something.

Because those women are chasing after me, muppet.

Simon -

Tell me more.  How do you propose that I acquire hot, bisexual, female stalkers who want my cock (temporarily, not as a trophy for wall-mounting).

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I imagine you'd have to inhabit places where such creatures were to be found.  The cost might be prohibitive though.

So what you're saying is that this forum is a non-optimal vehicle for realizing my goals.

Sadly yes.

Bloody hell.

Well Dana and sharkfish have both stated that they are gay, and if you combine them with AussieChick (who I miss) you effectively have a bi-sexual threesome.

So is being engaged/married, unless she's also into that kind of thing.

shhhhh Aaron.

"So what you're saying is that this forum is a non-optimal vehicle for realizing my goals."

Yes, Warner, you will never be successful here. :P