Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

Why must I get only creepy, male stalkers?

Why can't I have hot, bisexual female stalkers who just want to share my cock with their three hot girlfriends?
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:02pm
Because you're a foul mouthed, big-nosed, diseased-anus cock-smoker?  Or was that a trick question?
Permalink Send private email Mat Hall 
January 26th, 2006 1:06pm
Because you continually use homoerotic imagery.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 1:06pm
Simon might be on to something.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:06pm
Because those women are chasing after me, muppet.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 1:06pm
Simon -

Tell me more.  How do you propose that I acquire hot, bisexual, female stalkers who want my cock (temporarily, not as a trophy for wall-mounting).
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:09pm
?
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:09pm
I imagine you'd have to inhabit places where such creatures were to be found.  The cost might be prohibitive though.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 1:13pm
So what you're saying is that this forum is a non-optimal vehicle for realizing my goals.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:14pm
Sadly yes.
Permalink Send private email Simon Lucy 
January 26th, 2006 1:15pm
Bloody hell.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:15pm
Well Dana and sharkfish have both stated that they are gay, and if you combine them with AussieChick (who I miss) you effectively have a bi-sexual threesome.
Permalink Blah 
January 26th, 2006 1:17pm
So is being engaged/married, unless she's also into that kind of thing.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 1:17pm
shhhhh Aaron.
Permalink Send private email Jesus on a Pogostick 
January 26th, 2006 1:19pm
"So what you're saying is that this forum is a non-optimal vehicle for realizing my goals."

Yes, Warner, you will never be successful here. :P
Permalink Send private email Flasher T 
January 26th, 2006 2:02pm

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