This forum is flying for there only being ten of us.  Aren't you all tired?  I know I am.

My fingers are worn to mere stumps and the blood keeps gumming up the keyboard, but us psycopaths care not for such trivial matters!

Good thing I skipped my Ritalin today or else there might have been nothing to read at all.

I'm so tired, but that's because this interface is just so blindingly WRONG.  I have to wrestle with this all the time to make it work the way it should, and this damn mask is on backwards, and my cell phone won't shut off, and aaaahhhh!!!

DAMMIT!

I really wonder who the 10 people are, or maybe that chap in the basement forgot how to count as well. I think there are more.

Sheesh, you go attend some classes and come back to this. You'll probably break 100 by the end of the day.

I keep trying to reply to threads, but the "Other Recent Topics" button refuses to pop up a post form.

It's because you're a HOMO.

Here are the famous 10:

Me
Muppet/Mark W
MarkTAW
Simon Lucy
Philo
Sathy
AllanL5
Aaron F Stanton
JHC
AHA
Phil
Cory Foy
Jeff Barton
Rick Tang(ish)
ronk!
PNII
Dennis Forbes
sharkfish
example
Erik Springelkamp
Berlin Brown (and variations thereof -- whether Not Berlin was in fact Berlin I never quite decided)
Dan Denman
Colm O'Connor
Son of Parnas
trollop
Flasher T
bionicroach
Star Wars Kid
a2800276
hoser
JD
KC
Planet Funk

...and many many more!

So, I make that at a *minimum* 30 people who could be counted regulars, and where he got the "10" from I can't even begin to guess.  With that kind of mental agility it's a womnder he can get his pants on in the morning -- I guess they must have a gigantic "zip goes at the front" label attached to them.

(Apologies for leaving anyone off of the list, but I got bored.)

I think he has his mom dress him once a quarter, and just goes to bed with his clothes on in between.

Maybe his boyfriend helps, come to think of it, as it might be hard to have sex that way.

Thinking further, I wonder if his boyfriend has "ENTER HERE" tattooed on his tailbone with a great, green arrow.

He got it right to an order of magnitude, so leave him alone, man.  We all know that O(n) << O(n^2) and stuff like that, and that the constants out front are irrelevant.

How do you know he's not the bottom?

What, you think he'd take someone else telling him he was doing it wrong?

I dunno, there's that whole "dominant to the outside world, submissive in the bedroom" thing.

As you should know...

Yeah, muppet is such a bitch out here, isn't he?

And Ryan Park... who's hosting the "Whatever Happened to ?Off! The Whole Story."

Hey, I was just about to say "hey, what about me!"

But then I got distracted by the tailbone tattoo thing.

Aaron - no shit!

That's what I was thinking: If Holly Hobby's so upset by a button on her cell phone that she feels that she's "not in control of her life", it's a goddamn *miracle* that something like ?off survived as long as it did.  Clearly, she must not have been reading it much.

Erm...I was referring to Aaron's first post there, btw.  For the record, I think muppet's a top.

Maybe for the rest of you he's a top, but he's *my* bitch, dammit.

Don't forget Dan Denman's opposite QuicherBichen...

Unless he negated himself by shaking hands with Dan...

10 schizos?

Who was Dan Denman's American counterpart? Some old guy who used to be in the military or something.

I used to be in the military, but I'm not old!

Those were two atomic conditions :-) He Admiral or Corporal or something in his nick. Twas an interesting guy, and he reminded me a great deal of Dan.

Har har har to your memories!

Sargent Sausage, right?

No it wasn't SS, though this guy two had the same initial for first and last name as well. He's was an old dude that was very right wing.

Sam Eaton SSG.

I am shocked and saddened that I am not listed along with the rest of your illustrious lot.

I WAS going to put it on my resume until now. *snif*

Oh yeah, he lived in Vietnam as well.

(Could it have been Gary Glitter trolling? The mind boggles.)

w00t!  I'm number 7!  Yay!  I mean -- oh, wait...

Yeah, I always like Sam.  Thorougly conservative, but not in an abusive way.

No not abusive, just utterly off his nut, in a cold, methodical manner.  Much scarier than if he were a ranting lunatic.

The quiet, measured lunatics are the worst.

Apologies accepted mat

"With that kind of mental agility it's a womnder he can get his pants on in the morning -- I guess they must have a gigantic "zip goes at the front" label attached to them."

ROFLMAO!!!

Philo