1) See http://crazyontap.codaris.com/topic.php?TopicId=140&Posts=23, in particular the part where Aaron comments on the guy who complained about putting an S&M mask on backwards. Make a spoof of Joel's Introduction to Great Design detailing his confusion turning on a telephone, but with the mask on backwards.
2) Make a graphic advertisement for FogBugz offering a special deal that if you buy FogBugz, you get a copy of the ?off archives for free. Much humor material to be had there.
Please submit your work before 5. Most of them will suck terribly, and we'll be honest about the same.