::watches with interest::

nice try

That sounds like Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Hey Joey.

christ.  who said those indians could watch our TV shows?

Too bad we speak English apart from understanding what the Yankees say.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S? Are you trying to tell us that they were all robots?

That really explains a lot. Thanks.

Or maybe you should call Bush and tell him that exporting tv shows must be banned in national interest.

christ no.  hed believe me. 
then where would the poor british get good comedy from?

1.  Banning American TV shows has been tried -- in China I think.  Just builds more curiosity.

2.  We be Free Trader's on this side o' de ocean.  We don't ban saleable items.  At least, not OUR saleable items.  Drugs from Mexico (or Canada, for that matter) are right out.

3.  Our trade deficit is bad enough as it is.

4.  Besides, our TV is how we get the rest of the world to buy in to the American dream.  Why else would they loan us so much money?

"then where would the poor british get good comedy from?"

I beleive Mr. Bean would do that, or is he American now?

mr Bean?  nah, retarded monkeys aren't comedy.

*Situational Comedy*, now *thats* comedy.

Sharkfish already has a GF, I understand, but it was a good thought.

I thought lesbians preferred group sex?  I know that in all the po...I mean life studies, Ive seen they are always in groups of 3 or more...

Well, no personal direct experience with lesbians, but...

oh sure.  here comes Mr Im So Cool Because I Live with Two Sexy Women and Engage In Sex With Both Cause Im Such A Bastard.

bastard.

Let's not forget one other thing.

"Two Sexy Women"
Hold on that, yo.  We only have Mr. Dr. Stanton's word that they are, in fact, 'sexy'.

what, you have a Phd?

Stands for 'Pull here, Dummy".

You only have my word that I'm who I say I am.

"are, in fact, 'sexy'."

interesting point.  we also only have his word that they are women.

hmm...

"You only have my word that I'm who I say I am."
True, but the rule is that extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.

Im with John on this one.

I think we should demand extraordinary evidence.

how about some nakkid pics Aaron?  with boobies?

Anyone claiming to be me is, by definition, making an extraordinary claim.

Unless, of course, it's actually me making that claim.  Then it's ordinary, so no proof is required.

huh?  does that mean we get pics of naked boobies or not?

Yeah, they've already vetoed the naked pics thing.

A really good Google might find pictures of my wife, though.

I'm Aaron!

Me too!

You know, headshots might suffice.

I'm Popeye!

Our third is extremely camera shy regardless of clothing situation.

I always thought popeye had quite spectacular boobs for a man.

Awrite, fuck it.
A DRAWING MAYBE?  AN INTERPRETIVE FUCKING DANCE?  ANYTHING?

lol...

*does the "I have two ladies and you don't" dance*

Yeah, but Sharky's household has 2.0 breasts per occupant.

Philo

PHILO IS A RACIST!

oh, wait... that makes no sense.  carry on.

You're just prejudiced against man-breasts.

Which, fortunately, I lack.

Dana, I feel the need to be dominated.  Can you assist?

Film that and send it to me, m'kay?

Aren't you the greedy one?

No shit.  He's already got 4 of his own, and now he's after Scarlett Johanssen's up there at the top of the forum.  Aaron, you need to learn how to share.

There's a sharkfish.net? Why didn't I know this until now?

Share?  Share?

Fuck sharing.  I'm a greedy bastard.

No Aaron, "share fucking".

The man has a PhD and he _still_ gets it wrong!

Laugh while you can, monkey boy.

Ook?

He's not a monkey, he's an ape!