Nobody likes to be called a dummy by a dummy.

Dana - Meet Sharkfish,  Sharkfish - Dana

::watches with interest::
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 3:52pm
nice try
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 3:53pm
That sounds like Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Hey Joey.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 26th, 2006 3:56pm
christ.  who said those indians could watch our TV shows?
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 3:57pm
Too bad we speak English apart from understanding what the Yankees say.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 26th, 2006 3:58pm
F.R.I.E.N.D.S? Are you trying to tell us that they were all robots?

That really explains a lot. Thanks.
Permalink Send private email Dennis Forbes 
January 26th, 2006 3:59pm
Or maybe you should call Bush and tell him that exporting tv shows must be banned in national interest.
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 26th, 2006 3:59pm
christ no.  hed believe me. 
then where would the poor british get good comedy from?
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:00pm
1.  Banning American TV shows has been tried -- in China I think.  Just builds more curiosity.

2.  We be Free Trader's on this side o' de ocean.  We don't ban saleable items.  At least, not OUR saleable items.  Drugs from Mexico (or Canada, for that matter) are right out.

3.  Our trade deficit is bad enough as it is.

4.  Besides, our TV is how we get the rest of the world to buy in to the American dream.  Why else would they loan us so much money?
Permalink AllanL5 
January 26th, 2006 4:02pm
"then where would the poor british get good comedy from?"

I beleive Mr. Bean would do that, or is he American now?
Permalink Send private email Vineet Reynolds 
January 26th, 2006 4:03pm
mr Bean?  nah, retarded monkeys aren't comedy.

*Situational Comedy*, now *thats* comedy.
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:05pm
Sharkfish already has a GF, I understand, but it was a good thought.
Permalink Send private email Dana 
January 26th, 2006 4:14pm
I thought lesbians preferred group sex?  I know that in all the po...I mean life studies, Ive seen they are always in groups of 3 or more...
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:19pm
Well, no personal direct experience with lesbians, but...
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:20pm
oh sure.  here comes Mr Im So Cool Because I Live with Two Sexy Women and Engage In Sex With Both Cause Im Such A Bastard.

bastard.
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:22pm
Let's not forget one other thing.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton, PhD 
January 26th, 2006 4:23pm
"Two Sexy Women"
Hold on that, yo.  We only have Mr. Dr. Stanton's word that they are, in fact, 'sexy'.
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:23pm
what, you have a Phd?
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:23pm
Stands for 'Pull here, Dummy".
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:24pm
You only have my word that I'm who I say I am.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:24pm
"are, in fact, 'sexy'."

interesting point.  we also only have his word that they are women.

hmm...
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:25pm
"You only have my word that I'm who I say I am."
True, but the rule is that extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:25pm
Im with John on this one.

I think we should demand extraordinary evidence.

how about some nakkid pics Aaron?  with boobies?
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:26pm
Anyone claiming to be me is, by definition, making an extraordinary claim.

Unless, of course, it's actually me making that claim.  Then it's ordinary, so no proof is required.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:26pm
huh?  does that mean we get pics of naked boobies or not?
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:27pm
Yeah, they've already vetoed the naked pics thing.

A really good Google might find pictures of my wife, though.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:28pm
I'm Aaron!
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:28pm
Me too!
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:28pm
You know, headshots might suffice.
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:29pm
I'm Popeye!
Permalink Send private email Popeye 
January 26th, 2006 4:29pm
Our third is extremely camera shy regardless of clothing situation.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:30pm
I always thought popeye had quite spectacular boobs for a man.
Permalink FullNameRequired 
January 26th, 2006 4:30pm
Awrite, fuck it.
A DRAWING MAYBE?  AN INTERPRETIVE FUCKING DANCE?  ANYTHING?
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:31pm
lol...

*does the "I have two ladies and you don't" dance*
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:35pm
Yeah, but Sharky's household has 2.0 breasts per occupant.

Philo
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 26th, 2006 4:39pm
PHILO IS A RACIST!

oh, wait... that makes no sense.  carry on.
Permalink Send private email John Haren 
January 26th, 2006 4:40pm
You're just prejudiced against man-breasts.

Which, fortunately, I lack.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 4:42pm
Dana, I feel the need to be dominated.  Can you assist?
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
January 26th, 2006 7:58pm
Film that and send it to me, m'kay?
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 26th, 2006 9:33pm
Aren't you the greedy one?
Permalink Send private email Philo 
January 26th, 2006 10:03pm
No shit.  He's already got 4 of his own, and now he's after Scarlett Johanssen's up there at the top of the forum.  Aaron, you need to learn how to share.
Permalink bionicroach 
January 26th, 2006 10:10pm
There's a sharkfish.net? Why didn't I know this until now?
Permalink plugh 
January 26th, 2006 10:11pm
Share?  Share?

Fuck sharing.  I'm a greedy bastard.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 27th, 2006 8:49am
No Aaron, "share fucking".

The man has a PhD and he _still_ gets it wrong!
Permalink  
January 27th, 2006 9:20am
Laugh while you can, monkey boy.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
January 27th, 2006 9:41am
Ook?
Permalink  
January 27th, 2006 10:42am
He's not a monkey, he's an ape!
Permalink Send private email Mat Hall 
January 27th, 2006 10:52am

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