I list two hotties, and you pick one. Then you pick two hotties and the next person chooses one. One of your two hotties can be the hottie you answered, but otherwise, no repeats.

Courtney Cox or Jennifer Anniston?

Why?

anyway..

Courtney Cox or Jennifer conelly?

Jennifer Connelly, without a doubt.

Jennifer Connelly or Naomi Watts

(Why not?)

We need to learn a few lessons from sharky's co-workers and start objectifying women. :)

Jennifer conelly or Phyllis Diller

Jennifer Conelly.

Jennifer Conelly or Marge Simpson.

Jennifer Conelly.

Jennifer Conelly or Salma Hayek.

Ooh, tough one... for variety, I'll say Selma.

Rachael Weiss or Kate Beckinsale?

You need to keep Selma in the or. Otherwise we can't create a partial ordering.....

Selma Hayek or Rachael Weiss or Kate Beckinsale?

Rachel Weisz.

Rachel Weisz or Natalie Portman?

Damn, another toughie.
Rachel Weisz.  Seeing 'Revenge of the Sith' has left a bad taste in my mouth.

John, you need to give us another OR.

Crap, I am SO bad at this.  Sorry.  Umm...
Rachel Weisz or Audrey Tautou?

Mmmm. Audrey Tautau. That one's hard to top.

Audrey Tautau or... Ziyi Zhang (Hero, Rush Hour 2, Memoirs of a Geisha, Crouching Tiger)

Damn!  Audrey or Ziyi?  That's just not fair...
Fuck it.  Audrey.
Audrey or Elizabeth Hurley?

Audrey.

Audrey or Tea Leoni

Look, no one will beat Audrey.  Let's start over, eh?

Yeah, give me a few hours to think of someone hotter than Audrey.... Or just give me a few hours to think of Audrey.

Good luck with that.  Let me know if you succeed.

There are some people that I know I've had huge crushes on (for the duration of the movie) but I can't think of who now. So let's start over.

Kristin Davis or Bridget Fonda

Bridget.
Bridget or Allison Hannigan?

That's at tough one. Allison Hannigan, mostly because she's younger and Bridget has been out of the spotlight for a while.

Allison Hannigan or Jeri Ryan

Allison.  She's just so cute.
Allison or Eliza Dushku?

Allison. I barely know who Eliza Dushku is.

I think our tastes are too similar to play this game well.

How about an ultimate showdown:

Allison or Audrey?

Awwww... have to be Audrey.  You're right, though.  We've basically got the same picks.  Heh, kind of refreshing... most of the guys in this town think Pamela Anderson is hot <shudder>.
Let's have a round of applause for all the lovely ladies!

To all the girls I loved before...

Plus Audrey's done nude scenes and DAMN she's got an amazing body.

WHAAAAAAAT?  WHERE?!?!?!

Dude, this is the internet, you should be able to find them easy enough.

audrey

audrey or kiera knightly?

Kiera's too flat.

Audrey or Marion Cotillard? (continuing the French theme)

Audrey, I don't know anything about Marion.

Audrey or Monica Bellucci.

Monica

Monica Bellucci or Scarlett Johanssen?

Scarlett.

Scarlett or a young Audrey Hepburn

Young Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn or Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Audrey.

Audrey or Penelope Cruz

Marion Cotillard was the girl in Taxi.

I'll say Penelope just to break the cycle.

Penelope Cruz or Cameron Diaz?

I never saw Taxi.

Penelope Cruz.

Penelope Cruz or Nicole Kidman or Katie Holmes
(aka the Tom Cruise dilemma)

Nicole. (Katie Holmes is overrated.)

Nicole Kidman or Kylie Minogue?

Nicole.

Nicole or Laetitia Casta

(New rule: Anyone who gets more than 3 votes is retired and two new people chosen)

Nicole.

Nicole Kidman or Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Nicole.

Christina Aguilera or Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas

One of them has to be the previous choice. Moron.

Oh, and double moron for triggering that fucking song in my head again.

New Rule, moron - anyone with more than 3 votes gets retired into the hall of fame so we can move on and two new hotties are chosen.

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Fuck you, sharkfish.

Fuck you.

:(

The black eyed peas suck more than any sucktacular suckity group of suckers ever sucked.  And fergie is a skank.  So I'm backing up and going with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Catherine or Selma Blair?

Selma Blair. Yummy.

Selma Blair or Parker Posey

Selma, unless you're talking 'Party Girl' Parker.  Or 'House of Yes' Parker.  Drool.  But 'Best in Show' or 'Blade Trinity' Parker is right out.
Selma (or Parker) or Jessica Biel?

Tough one. I'll go with Jessica Beil just to break the trend, but I'd probably go for Selma.

Jessica or Olivia Hussey from the Zeffirelli Romeo & Juliet

Let's put Selma into the hall of fame anyway.  She's under-appreciated.
Now, with a name like Olivia Hussey, how could you not go for that?
Olivia Hussey or Olivia Williams?

Olivia Williams.

Olivia Williams or Vanessa Williams

Olivia Williams.
Olivia or Kate Hudson?  (Last one was my wife's suggestion)

Kate Hudson.
http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/h/katehudson/photos/kate-hudson-004.jpg

Kate Hudson or Mia Sara (Ferris Beuller's girlfriend)

MIA MIA MIA.  Damn I had the biggest chrush on her, bad 80's fashion and all.
Mia or Christina Scabbia?

Mia.

Mia or Elizabeth Shue (Adventures in Babysitting era)

Mia, but that's a close one.
OK, two new ones:
Amanda Peet or Amanda Detmer?

Amanda Peet.

Amanda Peet or Alicia Silverstone

Amanda.
Amanda or Jennie Garth?

Amanda. New pair.

Laura Linney or Sean Young

Sean Young.
Sean Young or Mia Kirschner?

Mia Kirschner.

Mia Kirschner or Dominique Swain?

Dominique Swain.
Dominique or Portia DiRossi?

Portia.

Mortia or Milla Jovovich

Portia. Heh, anyone named Mortia has to go.

Black-haired Milla.
Milla or Sara Silverman?

Milla.

Milla or Melissa George

Mellissa.
Mellissa or Jennifer Garner?

Heh. Melissa. (Damn that Vaughn was one lucky dude)

Melissa or Eva Longhoria

Eva.
Eva of Brooke Burke?

Eva

Eva or Erin Gray in the third season of Buck Rogers?

Heh, Erin Gray in Buck Rogers is like Kirstie Alley in The Wrath of Khan.  Or Persis Khambata in Star Trek 1...

Umm, Erin.
Erin or Maggie Gyllenhall?

And Vaughn was lucky.  But Sark was luckier.

Maggie.

Maggie or Zooey Deschanel (Trillian)

Damn, not fair.
Zooey.  Especially if she's wearing kneesocks.
Zooey or Asia Argento?

Zooey.
Zooey or Luize Altenhofen?

Zooey.

Zooey or Linda Cardellini (Velma / Sam from E.R.)

That's three for Zooey.  Start over, yo.

Oh, yeah that is three.

Tina Fey or Amy Poehler.

Hmmm.  Tina is hotter, but Amy is funnier...
Ummm, <flips a coin> Tina.

Heh.  Tina or Liv Tyler?

Liv.

Liv or Reese Witherspoon.

Liv.
Liv or Anne Hathaway?

Anna.

Anna or Jake^H^H^H^H Cait Blanchette.

Anne.
Anne or Heather Graham?

Heather.

Heather or Eva Green

Mmm Ziyi. Is anyone else watching the oscars?

Eva.
Eva or Hillary Swank?

I guess you are watching.

Eva.

Eva or Jessica Alba

Eva.  That's three.
Natalie Portman or Josie Maran?

Natalie is a dupe, so Josie.

Josie or Rachael Leigh Cook