Dear Ms ZestyZuchini
should you be making Mr ZestyZuchini's dinner, preparing his pipe and generally arranging things for when he returns home?
Quite frankly Ms ZestyZuchini is currently employed; she's trying *not* to run screaming from the house and the wee terrors who inhabit it.
Mr ZestyZuchini will be lucky if he comes home and is able to see the carpet.
..so long as he can see _you_ my dear, Mr Zestys return will be worthwhile...
...let me know when the girls are asleep, Im not coming home until then...