1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

The potential of this product is unutterable

http://www.amazon.com/Praying-Mantid-Egg-Cases-Babies/dp/B000MR7B26/ref=sr_1_2/102-4580558-1998510?ie=UTF8&s=garden&qid=1173278726&sr=1-2

The review on this one is funny, but the comments on the review from people taking the review seriously are better.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 7th, 2007 9:48am
It's flat out illegal to knownly eat/kill any praying mantis or it's offspring in most states.
Permalink que pasa 
March 7th, 2007 9:50am
http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question66979.html

In the US is it illegal to kill a praying mantis?

Origins: The Kill a mantis, go to jail belief that it is illegal to kill a praying mantis (a crime carrying a $50 fine as a punishment) has been floating around since the 1950s, and we have no idea where this bit of insectoid legal apocrypha came from. There is not (and never has been) any federal or state law proscribing the killing of praying mantises. They're certainly useful insects that are best left alone since they eat a lot of other bugs we consider pests, but they're hardly an endangered species. (If they were endangered, killing them would carry a fine far heftier than $50.) Maybe because they're considered beneficial insects and have such an unusual posture (they're prayin', fer gosh sake!) people literally thought it a crime to kill them.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 7th, 2007 10:02am
The person posting the review on amazon has a video here:

http://www.fugly.com/videos/5323/girl_eats_a_praying_mantis.html
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 7th, 2007 10:05am
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/unutterable

is that what youi mean?
Permalink wi 
March 7th, 2007 10:09am
Yep, I know what unutterable means.  Thanks.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 7th, 2007 10:10am
clearly not, dickwipe.
Permalink wi 
March 7th, 2007 10:11am
You clearly don't do much reading, or you'd understand the usage of 'unutterable' in context.

It's use here is a bit of hyperbole, but that's intentional.

Calm down, little guy.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 7th, 2007 10:13am
calm down? you're the one intending to visit mass destruction and summon demons with a packet of aphids.
Permalink wi 
March 7th, 2007 10:16am
La langue de muppet est imbattable.
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March 7th, 2007 11:30am

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