Yippy!

Have fun.

I'm jealous.  I'm looking through my vacation pics right this minute, actually.  I was so fucking relaxed for my 10 days at Disney World, and that meditative, BEAUTIFUL state was utterly smashed after 10 minutes back at work.

Remember to keep us updated on a bi-daily basis about your excitement level and catering plans. We need to know.

Make sure to take offense at benign questions in a manner that makes you appear simultaneously homophobic and ignorant of English grammar.

>Make sure to take offense at benign questions in a manner
>that makes you appear simultaneously homophobic and ignorant
>of English grammar.

I question your sexuality and suddenly I'm a homophobe?

I'm not sure how you did that.  You said that your gay boss once hit on you.  I asked whether you turned him down.  That question somehow implies that I'm gay?  You said "That question says more about you than me." which makes no sense in context.

Have you had a stroke, or are you just stupid?

>That question somehow implies that I'm gay?

That might explain why you asked.

Colm is gay, Colm is gay, Colm is gay, Colm is gay, Colm is gay, Colm is gay...

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

So, in order to be curious whether you took your gay boss up on his advances, I'd have to be gay, or at least, I'm more likely to be gay for asking?

You have a strange way of thinking, Colm.

^ That is pretty gay tbqh

>So, in order to be curious whether you took your gay boss
>up on his advances, I'd have to be gay, or at least, I'm
>more likely to be gay for asking?

How am I supposed to know why you would consider sleeping with a male boss who propositioned you?

Who says I would?  I asked if *you* did.

Try to understand that I am not you, Colm.  I know you have your fantasies, but when they affect your interpersonal dealings you really have to start to take proactive measures against that.

Hey, you brought it up. What more can I say?

You are the most paranoid/defensive homophobe I think I've ever encountered, Colm.  I think it's pretty clear that you're in the closet.

You never were a very good troll, but you've reached new never before seen levels of inanity here.

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