1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

Cow eats chicken

No more, no less. Exactly that.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/03/07/cow.eats.chickens.reut/index.html
Permalink JoC 
March 13th, 2007 10:39am
I was tiger in my previous birth, that must be why I eat chickens.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 13th, 2007 11:31am
Oh, why did the tiger eat the chicken?
Permalink son of parnas 
March 13th, 2007 11:36am
Why?
Permalink JoC 
March 13th, 2007 11:51am
It was hired by Chick-fil-A.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 13th, 2007 12:01pm
That was just to do the ads.

Then it was held to its own moral standards of what it represented in the ads.
Permalink JoC 
March 13th, 2007 12:06pm
> Why?

I don't know. I was assuming they thought it was in a tiger's nature to eat chickens so that if the cow was a tiger previously that would explain it. They didn't consider they may not understand the complete nature of the cow or what nature means in the first place.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 13th, 2007 12:09pm
I tend to go with the vitamin/mineral deficiency theory. I thought cows were herbivores.

I also didn't think much about your question, my initial reaction was that it was a joke akin to the chicken crossing the road.
Permalink JoC 
March 13th, 2007 12:11pm
It was a very good tiger to have been reincarnated as a cow. But the inherited bloodlust means there is something amiss in the cosmic bureaucracy. Something fell threw the cracks.

Please run chkdsk on volume Karma:/f prior to further use.
Permalink Send private email strawberry snowflake 
March 13th, 2007 12:19pm
Maybe the tiger was like "I was a good kitty.  I never ate people.  I tolerated a lot of crap in that circus, never bit that guy's head off no matter how many times he asked me to.  And now...this?  I eat grass?  What the hell?  Fuck this, I want a steak."
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 13th, 2007 12:23pm
The imagery of a cow actually eating a chicken is pretty weird.
Permalink JoC 
March 13th, 2007 12:26pm
> Fuck this, I want a steak

Smacks of self-loathing.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 13th, 2007 12:26pm
lol...I didn't catch that bit, SoP...forgot it was a cow.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 13th, 2007 12:31pm
Also I think the chickens were reincarnations of mushrooms if they couldn't escape a cow.
Permalink Send private email strawberry snowflake 
March 13th, 2007 12:47pm
lol...yeah, hadn't thought about that part, either.

"Mooo!  Squawk!  Chomp!"
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 13th, 2007 12:51pm
Oh, MAN!  Once they get a taste for meat, you can't do anything with them.

I mean, today it's chicken, tomorrow duck, next day, who knows?
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
March 13th, 2007 1:15pm
I wonder if eating birds will change the flavor of the veal?
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
March 13th, 2007 1:16pm

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