1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

For one million $

Would you let Donald Trump bang you in the ass, for all he wants for one entire hour?
Permalink  
March 15th, 2007 4:25pm
It worked for me!
Permalink Ivana Trump 
March 15th, 2007 4:37pm
I would take the million, then I would kill Trump once his pants are down.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 15th, 2007 4:37pm
Oh, no.  I'm not gonna be drawn into one of these "So now we're just arguing about the right price" kinds of scenarios.

Besides, $1 million is way too low.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
March 15th, 2007 4:38pm
Get the money first!
I'm not making that mistake again.
Permalink ouch 
March 15th, 2007 4:39pm
So how much would be enough?
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 15th, 2007 4:39pm
Yes, you must of course get the money first. Unmarked small bills work well for these exchanges. Use an assumed name. Walk the money across the border at an unofficial crossing, fly to an undisclosed Caribbean country using a Guatemalan passport, then deposit the cash there. DO NOT attempt to bring more than $10k across a regulated border crossing, or on an airplane. The cash is magnetically tagged and will be detected.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 15th, 2007 4:43pm
Cash up front, yes
Permalink what are you reading for? 
March 15th, 2007 5:24pm
its a trick question.

Donald trump is not teh ghey, so he'd probably just spend that hour berating you and telling you that you are fat. I'll take a million for that.
Permalink arg! 
March 15th, 2007 5:40pm
You neglect that someone is paying him $10 million to pump it in your bootie.

We're all gay under the right conditions. For some 'right' is just the quotidian.
Permalink blahty heartsheep 
March 15th, 2007 6:01pm
It depends - does he take me out to a nice restaurant first?

And by 'nice', I mean 4-star, not KFC or Mickey D's. Or even T.G.I.Friday's.
Permalink Full name 
March 15th, 2007 6:24pm
T.G.I's is hot
Permalink what are you reading for? 
March 15th, 2007 6:52pm
This is how women take advantage of men.  Guys think it's worth at least a million to bang someone.  harhar.  The answer is no amount of money.
Permalink Send private email LinuxOrBust 
March 15th, 2007 10:51pm
Not because it's *that* big of a deal, but because you live your life on principle.
Permalink Send private email LinuxOrBust 
March 15th, 2007 10:52pm
>>T.G.I.Friday's

You do really think that shite is a restaurant??
Permalink Send private email Tapiwa 
March 16th, 2007 6:05am
> The answer is no amount of money.

You'd let him do you for free? Okayyyyyy....
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March 16th, 2007 9:29am
A million?

Will he get an STD test first?
Permalink JoC 
March 16th, 2007 10:15am

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