1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

Ricky Lackey, 25, of Cincinnati

Six babies on the way - with six women
A music producer told a US court he has six children on the way - all with different women.

Ricky Lackey was asked by a judge how many children he had during sentencing on an attempted theft charge.

Lackey, 25, of Cincinnati, told Hamilton County Judge Melba Marsh: "None, but I have six on the way."

"Are you marrying a woman with six children?" asked the confused judge.

"No, I be concubining," he replied, according to the Cincinnati Enquirer.

Prosecutors said Lackey is the expectant father of six children with six different women. The women all are expected to deliver in August, September and October.

Lackey's lawyer, Stephen Wenke, stopped his client from saying more.
Permalink zed 
March 15th, 2007 6:50pm
That explains the theft charge - he was merely finding things for his family.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 15th, 2007 7:01pm
preemptive theft.
Permalink zed 
March 15th, 2007 7:05pm
And I thought *my* life was complicated...
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 15th, 2007 7:07pm
>> No, I be concubining, <<

So if you need to be a millionaire to do two chicks at the same time, what do you need to do six?
Permalink Send private email xampl 
March 15th, 2007 7:18pm
Chutzpah.
Permalink Send private email Aaron F Stanton 
March 15th, 2007 7:20pm
Time!
Permalink trollop 
March 15th, 2007 9:53pm
Your head examining.
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