1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

Men look at crotches

http://www.kottke.org/07/03/men-look-at-crotches

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Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed. Coyne adds that this difference doesn't just occur with images of people. Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well, as evidenced when users were directed to browse the American Kennel Club site.
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LOL.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 16th, 2007 2:55pm
nice camel toe you have there...
Permalink Bluebeard 
March 16th, 2007 3:03pm
We're looking at the strike zone/hip stance, dear.

It's baseball.
Permalink blahty heartsheep 
March 16th, 2007 4:04pm
> Men tend to fixate more on areas of private anatomy on animals as well

Quite an unfair depiction of your typical baseball player.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 16th, 2007 4:06pm
After reading this blurb, I went to the john and took a peek at the ole johnson.
Permalink blahty heartsheep 
March 16th, 2007 4:09pm
I found myself *checkout* some guy once when I was onsite.

I was walking through a supermarket parking lot and this odd chap walked toward me, he had long girly hair,coloured some weird combination of colours, some odd funky slinky material for his trousers, he walked with a super macho/aggressive strut and was wearing various metal dangly bits from his various bodily protuberances.

at first I felt the instinctive desire to hit him in the face that I always get when some stupid bugger walks with a strut and looks different, but then as I turned to watch him walk away I felt an actual stirring.

weird.

I am _way_ too old to start second guessing my sexual preferences, so Im trying to garner support for a bill to outlaw men that look vaguely girlish.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 16th, 2007 4:16pm
actually, now I think about it, I wonder if he was just a really aggressive woman...


yeah.  thats what Im going to believe from now on.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 16th, 2007 4:20pm
man, that little confession really stopped this thread dead.

actually, everyone, I was only joking. YOU FELL FOR IT! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

::sigh::
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 16th, 2007 6:15pm
> I was only joking

It's OK zesty. Feel free to be yourself unless other people don't like you anymore.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 16th, 2007 6:25pm
" Feel free to be yourself unless other people don't like you anymore."

aww, thanks SoP.

do you like me?  do you?  huh?  cause I can change you know.  Im taking SaveTheHubbles message totally on board and I am now totally ready to adjust my personality to the random fluctuations of the CoT forum mob preferences.

just let me know what you want me to be.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 16th, 2007 6:31pm
> just let me know what you want me to be.

I am afraid you'll take an unstable form then.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 16th, 2007 6:37pm

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