1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

oh, for fucks sake apple...

there is already another itunes update out.  this requires me, once again, to choose between just bending over and allowing apple to have its way with my bum buttocks, or to once again disagree with the insane terms on which they are allowed to use it.

actually, its worse than that,now I cant even install the update without them wanting a quick shag.  then they'll take me again once I actually try to start itunes.

its just a fucking music player you fucking jerks.

thats it.  im uninstalling itunes.  its one thing to require ongoing agreements to persuade them to allow me to use their operating system, but insisting on repeatedly bending me over just to update a music player is just stupid.

fuck you apple.  seriously.  fuck you.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 19th, 2007 1:18pm
While his is one of your better series, with much more subtlety than usual, it's still getting tired.  Keep trying though, and you'll be an A+ WOULD REPLY TO AGAIN troll before you know it.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 19th, 2007 1:22pm
And it's "FUCK'S" sake.  POSSESSIVE!  You cockhole.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 19th, 2007 1:25pm
yeah, because everyone else is just as much of an attention whore as you are muppet.

hey! how about we play a game?  Ill stop posting 'Attention Whole' underneath every, single, one, of your worthless posts if YOU get over the 'your schtick is boring' crusade and either join in the conversation or ignore the damn thread.

failing that, if you would be willing to find a fork and just jam it repeatedly into your eye until all the jell and blood comes out, Ill be willing to avoid accidentally letting your social security number out into the world and letting your address and a picture of your buttocks be posted to 'www.shagmeimgay.com'

what do you say?
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 19th, 2007 1:27pm
Why don't you come on over for a visit?  Since you have my address you can hop a plane, sucker punch me live and in person, tattoo ATTENTION WHORE right on my forehead and give it to me up the ass yourself LIVE on the internet!

See, you're an underachiever, Eggplant.  You need me to give you the straight lines.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 19th, 2007 1:30pm
" Since you have my address you can hop a plane, sucker punch me live and in person, tattoo ATTENTION WHORE right on my forehead and give it to me up the ass yourself LIVE on the internet! "

...actually, it is tempting...


you're sure you wouldn't mind?
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 19th, 2007 1:35pm
this shit should be televized.
Permalink blahty heartsheep 
March 19th, 2007 1:57pm
Absolutely. zz, be sure to slap muppet's butt repeatedly when you do him doggy-stlye. muppet, be sure to yell out zz's name.
Permalink Re-Run 
March 19th, 2007 5:30pm

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