I am singlehandedly responsible for the evolution of...
...an ant nest.
we have one outside the house, and every now and then they find their way inside and onto my desk. apparently my laptop is a nice, warm place for them to rest before they go about their business.
I squash and kill maybe 10 ants a day as they scuttle across the desktop or onto my laptop.
For the last few days, I swear they are getting faster and harder to hit.
Maybe you're just getting older and more feeble. Impotence is around the corner.
March 19th, 2007 8:02pm
jeez muppet. you are _such_ a bastard. you and ward should have kids and they would be...bastard assholes...
Can't you sic the mouse on them?
March 19th, 2007 9:02pm
Hey, don't shoot the messenger. Especially since your frail, shaking, liver-spotted hands will probably cause you to miss and blow a hole through your own foot.
March 19th, 2007 9:14pm
"Can't you sic the mouse on them?"
unfortunately not. our supermouse is dead, laid low by greed and an insatiable appetite.
I miss it at nights. Im now all alone when I work late.
Because mysterious rustling noises in the corner are so much more reassuring when you KNOW what's making them.
I completely understand.
March 20th, 2007 9:03am