1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

I am singlehandedly responsible for the evolution of...

...an ant nest.

we have one outside the house, and every now and then they find their way inside and onto my desk.  apparently my laptop is a nice, warm place for them to rest before they go about their business.

I squash and kill maybe 10 ants a day as they scuttle across the desktop or onto my laptop.

For the last few days, I swear they are getting faster and harder to hit.
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 19th, 2007 7:58pm
Maybe you're just getting older and more feeble.  Impotence is around the corner.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 19th, 2007 8:02pm
jeez muppet.  you are _such_ a bastard.  you and ward should have kids and they would be...bastard assholes...
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 19th, 2007 8:12pm
Can't you sic the mouse on them?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
March 19th, 2007 9:02pm
Hey, don't shoot the messenger.  Especially since your frail, shaking, liver-spotted hands will probably cause you to miss and blow a hole through your own foot.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 19th, 2007 9:14pm
"Can't you sic the mouse on them?"

unfortunately not.  our supermouse is dead, laid low by greed and an insatiable appetite.

I miss it at nights.  Im now all alone when I work late.


::sigh::
Permalink Send private email zestyZucchini 
March 19th, 2007 9:16pm
Because mysterious rustling noises in the corner are so much more reassuring when you KNOW what's making them.

I completely understand.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
March 20th, 2007 9:03am

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