Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

Update on my Crap Life

Hi guys. I haven't posted here in a while. I was planning on moving to the other city, but I've been in the hospital the last month and I just got out.

Here's what happened. My ex-girlfriend, the one who announced she was pregnant, and then left me to another state, called me on the phone and tried to get me to 'take her back'. These calls went on for a few days but I told her that I had been doing a lot of thinking and that there was too much drama in the relationship, and I didn't even have any evidence she was really pregnant.

This upset her and in the end she said 'you won't get away with this'. A few days went by and then she left a message on the machine that she had had a miscarriage, all due to 'the stress from you leaving me'. Me leaving her? What the hell?

So I figured that was the end of it. One day, as I was preparing the house for sale, a pickup truck appeared in the driveway. It was her brother and his buddy, who had just driven in from another state. They had a baseball bat and a chain and beat the living shit out of me. I had broken bones, multiple concussions, I was in bad shape. Turns out she told her family that I had beat her and that was why she had the miscarriage. Of course there is still not a single doctor that has confirmed she was even pregnant, I don't believe it for a second and I tried to explain this to the brother and his friend. They didn't want to hear it, as they were to 'teach you a lesson you won't forget' that 'no one messes with my sister'.

Needless to say, I never in my life hurt any woman, not this one, not any one. I get pissed and slam doors and the like, as I have said, but I've never laid a hand on a woman. So, I am walking with crutches right now, probably won't ever walk normally, but at least I can walk.

Everyone in town knows about this and they believe my ex because 'she is such a sweet woman'.

I am getting the hell out of this state myself and leaving no forwarding address. And I've sworn off women for good. Celibacy is my new oath.

Also lost the job, but that's the least of my worries. I really feel like life is messing with me and need a completely new start.

So maybe you won't see or hear from me much here now. I don't think I really want to work with computers any more either. Everything about my old life is upsetting to me. This whole thing is just so screwed up.
Permalink John Smith 
March 20th, 2007 7:20pm
This has gotta be BS.

Yes, I remember I said the same thing about Chris killing himself and that I say it about most extrema that get posted here, but this is just too much.

Hey, John, you got a police report #?
Permalink Send private email Ward 
March 20th, 2007 7:23pm
holy shit.  I want to believe you, but it all sounds so much like a troll.

could you offer some proof?  perhaps a picture of your blood splatterd clothes?  a bone fragment?  some kind of MRI image of your skull immediately after the beating?



sorry to hear your about your state though.  back home we used to respond to that kind of shit by just, you know, beating the shit out of the assholes with baseball bats with baseball bats.....you got any family of your own thereabouts?

failing that, running the shites over with a pickup truck also works well and is an accepted traditional response to provocation of that nature.

hope you are feeling better sooner.
Permalink Send private email zestyZuchini 
March 20th, 2007 7:31pm
>> They had a baseball bat and a chain and beat the living shit out of me. I had broken bones, multiple concussions, I was in bad shape.  <<

Did you file assault charges?  Because the folks in the emergency room would likely have called the cops, anyway.
Permalink Send private email xampl 
March 20th, 2007 8:32pm
I am recalling that the a John Smith spoofer killed Jeremy Sipkowski.

http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=13575#162420
Permalink  
March 20th, 2007 10:12pm
Hey, email me. We need more stuff like yours.
Permalink Send private email Desperate Housewoves producer 
March 20th, 2007 11:17pm
Isn't John Smith the one that threatened to shoot someone in the head?
Permalink Send private email ~~~x 
March 21st, 2007 12:18am
To the OP: If you had offered those 2 guys sexual pleasure, they probably wouldn't have beaten the crap out of you.
Permalink Sexual pleasure rocks! 
March 21st, 2007 7:32am
File assault charges as mentioend above. If you don't you'll harbor debilitating revenge fantasies for the rest of your life.
Permalink Send private email sour grape snowflake 
March 21st, 2007 12:41pm
Link to list of previous John Smith posts.

http://www.crazyontap.com/topic.php?TopicId=15292

Troll.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
March 21st, 2007 2:03pm

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