1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

gays

http://www.nj.com/news/jjournal/index.ssf?/base/news-3/1174888546111830.xml&coll=3

bwaaaahaaaa.  Hilarious.  Gay man trounces recruiter.

I had a GAY PARTAY in the military.  There were more gays in the Navy than anywhere ever in my corporate life.  It was one big gay/bi-sexual orgy.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
March 27th, 2007 11:31am
Don't ask don't tell.
Permalink son of parnas 
March 27th, 2007 11:34am
I support lesbians in the military as long as both chicks are hot.
Permalink Bluebeard 
March 27th, 2007 12:08pm
That's pretty amazing. It's hard to believe it's not made up. Do military recruiters really say "YOU GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE AND PRACTICE YOUR GAY MORALS OVER THERE THAT'S WHERE YOU BELONG" in official US government business emails? Yikes, that's a serious lack of discipline there.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 27th, 2007 12:13pm
Odd thing is, if you do that in Africa, the Caribbean, etc., you could get killed.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
March 27th, 2007 12:46pm
Yeah? I'm not following which bit. Being gay in islamic countries, I see that, but the caribbean? Is it really a problem there?
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 27th, 2007 1:07pm
I heard somewhere that Bahamanians, Haitians, Jamaicans, Virgin Islanders have roaming gangs of men looking for male homosexuals to kill.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
March 27th, 2007 3:05pm
Wow, that's a bad situation. I read recently that those Jamaican guys that service the middle aged women who fly down from Canada really do not like being made to go down on their dates.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 27th, 2007 7:11pm
Hmmm.  Interesting. I've never been with a Jamaican.  I wonder.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
March 27th, 2007 9:56pm
I just got lucky and found the original article including the comment about oral:

http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/story.html?id=2bdb148d-66df-4f8a-918f-ffe59d617b90&k=17066

""Canadian women are mostly in Barbados now, which is somewhat upmarket; Jamaica is poorer," Belliveau said. "And the Dominican is slowly getting the reputation of having men that are very eager to be the world’s best lovers. In the French islands, the men are more suave and gallant and won’t accept payment."
But sex with the locals isn’t without drawbacks or controversy.
The most obvious is money: according to a couple of studies in Jamaica, it can cost $20 to $30 for an hour of sex, or $150 for a full night that includes oral sex (usually seen as demeaning by the island men). Second, some tourist women have reported that Caribbean lovers are over-rated, dulled by drink or dope; others can be chauvinistic, domineering, even violent.
Then there’s the issue of the social impact of the sex trade. It affects ordinary tourists, who complain of harassment. It affects young mothers, who complain of the men not being around to provide for their children. Island women can also act hostile toward white vacationers, seeing them as home wreckers."
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 28th, 2007 2:14am
How about the statistic that 600,000 western women have engaged in sex tourism with themselves as the buyer? That's a pretty big number...

Outsourcing again! Can you believe it! These foreigners just won't stop taking our jobs!
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 28th, 2007 2:19am
Well!  That could explain why I feel so strange around the few Caribbean guys at my gym.  They are in hyper-muscular, hyper-defined shape and hit on everything they see.  I would have thought they would be more selective, given their physical attributes.  Perhaps they are so used to picking up and fucking anything that looks like potential money...
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
March 28th, 2007 2:21pm
Interesting. I guess it could be their cultural upbringing - the young boys learn from their fathers and uncles all the techniques involved in being a gigolo.

If my life took a different path and I had the skills of charm necessary, I could see being a gigolo to middle aged canadian women on vacation. They probably do their hair and makeup and you can screen out the fat ones by sight. It could be a nice living.

Except for the AIDS factor of course. Jamaica and Haiti have among the highest rates in the world. I wonder how many of those Canadian women have brought home a little something extra from their vacations.
Permalink Practical Economist 
March 28th, 2007 3:43pm

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