http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.471978.30

JoS goes off topic again.  Better read it quick before the mods delete it.

Pathetic how these "geeks" think. Why even call yourself a geek? Programmers in my experience are nothing like the stereotype geek this loser identifies with so strongly.

Yeah fuck that guy he's an idiot.
Play games or party and get laid hmmmmmmm

It's all about framing and comfort zones - by defining himself that way he doesn't have a personality.

All you need is the right food. SERIOUSLY. And a heart.

And it's not hard.

Ratatouille  <<-- highly recommended
Boeuf Bourguignonne <- ditto
baked baby Potatoes and sliced little onions in olive oil and some garlic, cooked forever...
Beans/peas/carrots/cauli/brocc ..

red wine
cheese & bikkies

music ...

mutual enemies ...

wooops, now I understand, it's how to bait the trail rather than how salubrious the cave turns out to be.

Form kickers, go where the girls are and alternatively stag or empathise. Repeat until satisfactory girl self-identifies (this may take time and some study - but you're good at that).

boring. next.

Aww.

It's easy. And it answers the OP.

Resuming: I don't get out of my parent's basement. Why don't I have a girlfriend?


No shit, sherlock. I'm kind of a geek myself but I'm not stupid. If i want to get laid I got to work for it. Like everything else in your life.

Fortunately, I haven't had that problem in my life, getting laid (or having a gf, for that matter) is pretty easy. If you aren't getting any, is probably because you don't really want it.

Or you are a troll, either figuratively or literally...

Or maybe your standards exceed your abilities.

What's a bikkie?

Biscuit -> cookie

Although in this context biscuit -> cheese cracker