RIP Philo

Another sex question

Going to be an ahole here.  cough...cough.  Are just some people too fat and a little too old for sex.  For example, if you go to any random walmart, mcdonalds and I would say some of the workplaces that I have been at, there are people that I could never imagine them having sex.  I would say in the 40-60 age range.  Is 40 the tipping point.  Some article said that people are doing it till 80 years old.  I shiver at that prospect.
Permalink Bot On Ubuntu 
March 28th, 2007 8:14pm
Yes 80 is gross but imagine if you could build an escort business catering toward 70+ rich old people? You could easily charge several thousand dollars to get a 20 something year old guy going down on a rich 80 year old woman.
Permalink Dan Denman 
March 28th, 2007 8:17pm
> I shiver at that prospect.

whatever and however gets you off.

(You're supposed to be disgusted by other people having sex. They're probably disgusted by you.)
Permalink blahty heartsheep 
March 28th, 2007 8:17pm
I am convinced my parents havent had sex in 25 years.  I can barely understand how they sleep in the same bed (actually they are 1000 miles apart right now, so I guess that is easy)
Permalink Bot On Ubuntu 
March 28th, 2007 8:20pm
Focus on my business proposal. It would work in any North American cities ...
Permalink Dan Denman 
March 28th, 2007 8:22pm
"You could easily charge several thousand dollars to get a 20 something year old guy going down on a rich 80 year old woman."

I am sure that happens already.  That DC madam had 15,000 phone numbers, I am sure in the bunch, 60+ year old politicians were in the mix.
Permalink Bot On Ubuntu 
March 28th, 2007 8:24pm
Well I should have been a tad clearer. The biz should cater women only.

Imagine how many rich 70 plus year old women you could easily find who haven't had a tongue on their clit for decades!!!!
Permalink Dan Denman 
March 28th, 2007 8:26pm
So basically you're a self-important, ignorant young douchebag.

I'm assuming that you're under 25 if you're asking fucking retarded questions like the one in the OP.  If you're not, you should seriously consider swallowing a bullet that has just been fired from a gun.  Seriously.  What a dick.
Permalink Send private email muppet 
March 28th, 2007 8:33pm
+1 muppet.  You're young and beautiful and it won't last forever, never does.  There's nothing charming about hate.
Permalink Oddposter 
March 28th, 2007 8:37pm
"There's nothing charming about hate."

Really? I find hate very charming actually specially if it's targeted towards Americans and Israelis.

Used to insult Americans and Israelie supporter in New York every single day. So much fun - really orgasmic. You should try it.
Permalink Dan Denman 
March 28th, 2007 8:39pm
Fuck you Dan.
Permalink  
March 28th, 2007 8:42pm
I'm in my late 40's and I've had more sex in the last year than most people have had in a lifetime.
Permalink Billx 
March 29th, 2007 5:02am
"So basically you're a self-important, ignorant young douchebag.

I'm assuming that you're under 25 if you're asking fucking retarded questions like the one in the OP.  If you're not, you should seriously consider swallowing a bullet that has just been fired from a gun.  Seriously.  What a dick."

Translating: You (bot) also will be fat and old in 20 years. Soon young chicks will look you exactly as you look old guys. None will want to have sex with you.

Hope you got a latex friend. :)
Permalink Send private email Masiosare 
March 29th, 2007 10:00am
40 sure ain't the tipping point.

60 perhaps. I'll let you know in 20.
Permalink Kepala Kelapa 
March 29th, 2007 10:00am
Also, most people below the age of 40 have too many other issues going on in their lives for them to enjoy sex just for what it is.
Permalink Billx 
March 29th, 2007 10:48am
Bot has some issues with non-skinny people.  Poor Bot.  But you are not alone. 

I went out on a date with a somewhat attractive, but a little too thin, woman once back in mid-90's.  I was in my late 20's  and 5'8", around 140-45 lbs.  We had some disagreement and stopped dating, and on that last date when she decided I was wrong for her, she seriously laid down the "...and really, you are just too fat for me" line.

So there are some people who are just ridiculous, insane, and suffering from body dysmorphia or whatever it is that causes them to believe that even average people are somehow overweigt and disgusting if their bones don't show through their skin.

There are some exceptionally attractive men and women over 40 that are probably wonderful in bed, smell good, and won't smother you with their fat.