1. I accept that I am under the control of a higher power (Muppet).

Conversations

"You come back here, young lady!"

"I'm not young lady, I'm Jenny.*"

"Ok, you come back here, young Jenny."

"I'm not young Jenny, I'm just Jenny by myself."

(*not her name)
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"Careful, we don't want to spill it..."

"You say do we"

"What?"

"You say do we"

"What?"

"You say we don't want to spill it, do we, Dad!"

"Oh, we don't want to spill it, do we?"

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Mom-in-law: "blah blah blah Passport blah blah" (in Cantonese)

Wife: "blah blah blah"

Me: "she went and picked up her passport?"

Wife: "yeah"

Mom-in-law: "blah blah blah blah" (all in Cantonese)

Me: "and she wants the passport cover from the old one?"

Wife: "how did you know what she said?"

Me: "it's obvious from the context"
Permalink Send private email Ward 
March 29th, 2007 4:09am
Ward, you also Chinaman?
Permalink Send private email jingalala jingalala ™ 
March 29th, 2007 4:50am
dude, the preferred nomenclature is "asian american"...
Permalink Walter Sobchak 
March 29th, 2007 5:26am
nope
Permalink Send private email Ward 
March 29th, 2007 8:14am

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