Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

women preening

I had my hair cut right back recently, and since then I swear women are exhibiting a much greater degree of preening behavior when coming upon me unawares.

heh heh.  I still got it.
Permalink Send private email worldsSmallestViolin 
April 4th, 2007 11:42pm
Oh please, you never had it to begin with.
Permalink Like, whatever 
April 4th, 2007 11:46pm
meh.  you just jealous of my goodness, bitch.
Permalink zestyZucchini 
April 4th, 2007 11:47pm
Who you callin' bitch, bitch?

Get your head out of your ass and join the rest of us in reality-land.

Permalink I'm Rick James, bitch! 
April 4th, 2007 11:48pm
...ok, now I just feel a little down...
Permalink zestyZucchini 
April 4th, 2007 11:55pm
Hey, zz, don't feel down. I think you're sexy!
Permalink Stuart 
April 4th, 2007 11:59pm
...and now Im actually depressed...

ok, Im going to go and take the librarian by surprise again.  she looks so cute rearranging her hair in a flustered fashion when I pop out from around a shelf.
Permalink zestyZucchini 
April 5th, 2007 12:10am
Go for it, dude!

(And maybe she'll let you do her doggy-style! Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained. And whatnot.)
Permalink Go for it, dude! 
April 5th, 2007 12:21am
awww, Im not allowed.  ms zesty gets all annoyed when I cavort naked with other gorgeous women.
Permalink zestyZucchini 
April 5th, 2007 12:32am
If you can't get woman of all ages, you're either a hideous freak or you're lying about having twin two-year-old girls.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
April 5th, 2007 1:12am
Rachel Weisz is the world's sexiest librarian in 'The Mummy'
Permalink Billx 
April 5th, 2007 8:23am
Permalink Send private email strawberry snowflake 
April 5th, 2007 10:53am
I swear I read the OP and I thought he meant that women are looking at their reflection in his shiny pate.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 5th, 2007 2:47pm
Well, that may in fact be what they are doing.  He just mis-interprets the interest.

But we probably should just let him continue with the ego-boost.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
April 5th, 2007 3:05pm
I'm pretty shaggy right now. It is interesting, the behavior difference. The prudes I'm more likely to walk past in a given day will hardly speak to me, but the hippy college chicks at the burrito joint will give me some looks.

When I have it cut all short and trim it will go the opposite.
Permalink JoC 
April 5th, 2007 4:30pm
"I thought he meant that women are looking at their reflection in his shiny pate."

LOL. Damn, sharky, that was harsh!

But funny.
Permalink Getting Older and Wider 
April 5th, 2007 4:46pm

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