I had my hair cut right back recently, and since then I swear women are exhibiting a much greater degree of preening behavior when coming upon me unawares.


heh heh.  I still got it.

Oh please, you never had it to begin with.

meh.  you just jealous of my goodness, bitch.

Who you callin' bitch, bitch?

Get your head out of your ass and join the rest of us in reality-land.

Bitch!

...ok, now I just feel a little down...

Hey, zz, don't feel down. I think you're sexy!

...and now Im actually depressed...



ok, Im going to go and take the librarian by surprise again.  she looks so cute rearranging her hair in a flustered fashion when I pop out from around a shelf.

Go for it, dude!

(And maybe she'll let you do her doggy-style! Hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained. And whatnot.)

awww, Im not allowed.  ms zesty gets all annoyed when I cavort naked with other gorgeous women.

If you can't get woman of all ages, you're either a hideous freak or you're lying about having twin two-year-old girls.

Rachel Weisz is the world's sexiest librarian in 'The Mummy'

preening?

I swear I read the OP and I thought he meant that women are looking at their reflection in his shiny pate.

Well, that may in fact be what they are doing.  He just mis-interprets the interest.

But we probably should just let him continue with the ego-boost.

I'm pretty shaggy right now. It is interesting, the behavior difference. The prudes I'm more likely to walk past in a given day will hardly speak to me, but the hippy college chicks at the burrito joint will give me some looks.

When I have it cut all short and trim it will go the opposite.

"I thought he meant that women are looking at their reflection in his shiny pate."

LOL. Damn, sharky, that was harsh!

But funny.