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For those who prefer women quiet and cooperative

http://www.revirgination.net/evolution-sex-doll.html


OK, admit it.  How many of you want one of these?
Permalink Just wondering 
April 7th, 2007 10:26am
Not me. Women who are quiet and cooperative really aren't women, in my book.
Permalink Me Love Noisy Bitches Long Time! 
April 7th, 2007 2:18pm
People want those things, that's their own business, but what disgusts me about it is that the modern ones have the faces of 5 year old girls, with the wider eye spacing and larger eyes in proportion to the head.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 7th, 2007 2:42pm
That site is nuts:

http://www.revirgination.net/

For her 17th wedding anniversary, Jeanette Yarborough wanted to do something special for her husband. In addition to planning a hotel getaway for the weekend, Yarborough paid a surgeon $5,000 to reattach her hymen, making her appear to be a virgin again.

"It's the ultimate gift for the man who has everything," says Yarborough, 40 years old, a medical assistant from San Antonio.




OK, here's a tip for ladies thinking about getting this operation - do kegel exercises instead. The problem your husband has isn't that he wants to break the hymen of a 40 yr old virgin. The problem he has with your pussy is that it is flaccid and flabby because you are sloppy and lazy. Get that pussy into shape girls! Do those exercises! Make that pussy have some GRIP woman!
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 7th, 2007 2:47pm
It would help if she had something to grip, she should be spending that 5000$ on some other operation, though he may feel insulted if she asks for that.
Permalink Send private email Сергей РахманиноB 
April 7th, 2007 2:55pm
While neoteny (people/sex dolls looking infantile) may be disturbing in its implications about paedophilia the fact remains that it is a trait commonly selected for in sexual selection.
Permalink Billx 
April 7th, 2007 3:07pm
I could see having the whole thing tightened up if she had had kids and it was all stretched out.  All the kegels in the world aren't going to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 7th, 2007 3:11pm
I beg to differ. I've been with some kegelling MILFs who prove you can put it back together.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 7th, 2007 3:13pm
"oooh baby ... that's ... t-i-i-i-g- ... ooooh!"
Permalink $-- 
April 7th, 2007 5:09pm

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