http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/vilcus/

I frequently want to be able to recreate the Crazy on Tap experience without actually going online. But how could I possibly recreate that nauseating, painful experience without internet access?

Luckily, I'm frequently near an electrical outlet even when I'm not near an available broadband access point.

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The Vilcus dactyloadapter  (adapter for fingers) was especially developed for people who like closing the electrical circuit with their own fingers.

Many people get a kick out of a direct contact with AC power supply. To that end, people normally use U-shaped fragments of bare wire, paper clips or even usual metal forks. All these gimmicks are unreliable, short-lived and, most important, tend to cause a short circuit or even an inflammation in the wiring.
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Thank god for crazy inventors! THANKS GUYS!

One of the more subtle April Fool's jokes.  There's some wierd stuff on his site, so who knows about this one, eh?