Sanding our assholes with 150 grit.

My contribution to COT

How to pick up whores 101:

1 - Never go to Escort agencies - they rip you off ($350 for a 15 minutes of handjob - not worth it)

2- You should pick up prostitute from streets. This means that you must know where the high quality girls work. For instance in Vancouver it is on Seymour and Richards. Supreme hotties hang out there.

3 - Talk direct. No fucking around. You want a bj, you say you want one and ask for the price.

4 - Never ever ask for discount. If a blow job is 400 dollars, it`s 400 dollars. I am a business man I negotiate on everything but this is not a jewish market place. 400 dollars is the price of a supreme hottie going down on you.

5 - If you don`t have a decent car with enough room, never do it in the car. You cum too fucking fast and your money is wasted.

6 - Under no circumstances buy sex from an underage (I had to say it because lots of stupid retarded Americans visit this site)

7 - Under no circumstances buy sex from a girl above 25.

8 - Treat prostitutes like decently. After all they give orgasms unlike your stupid employer which gives you headache and stress.

9 - Do NOT fucking patronize them. "Honey why do you do this?" or "How long have you been doing this?" kind of crap. They do it for the money and they are good at it. Get your service and shut the fuck up.

10 - Never try to cheat them out of money. They are heck of lot smarter than you think and they carry pepper spray to fuck you up big time if necessary. Your muscles worth shit.

11 - If you get an explosive ograsm from a supreme hottie, try to get her number. Chances are you MAY become her regulars.

12 - Don`t be a cheap jackass. Tip if she goes extra miles. After all, your fat wife - GF don`t know shit about giving head and getting fucked. In fact dump that wife or gf already. They are worthless anyway.

13 - If you become regular, do not try to barter. A 19 year old blonde, five eleven tall, 34 DD with baby blue eyes, uses MAC not a fucking windows vista machine. So shove your geekiness up your ass.

14 - You should definitely try menage troie with two 19 year olds. YOU WILL SEE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS FOR REAL.
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 12th, 2007 12:09am
Denman, in case you haven't noticed,

this forum is "Crazy On Tap", not "Crazy On Dick".

So take that dick out of your mouth...
Permalink Rob IXI 
April 12th, 2007 1:45am
Not until you cum, Rob.
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 12th, 2007 1:58am
If you need to use prostitutes, most of this looks like reasonable advice to me. On the other hand, if you develop a suitable skill set you can have all the women you could possibly want coming over and providing the service for free because they want to.
Permalink Billx 
April 12th, 2007 4:15am
"If you need to use prostitutes, most of this looks like reasonable advice to me. On the other hand, if you develop a suitable skill set you can have all the women you could possibly want coming over and providing the service for free because they want to."

Bill, we're talking about Denman here.  It's either show her the money or it's Blowup Barbara in the basement.
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 12th, 2007 6:46am
Dan, have you ever actually had sex with a hooker?
Permalink Kenny 
April 12th, 2007 12:22pm
Americunt aka Americangirl

Please go back to your dildo practice okay?
Permalink Dan Denman 
April 13th, 2007 12:10am
barter = geek?
Permalink iwan 
April 14th, 2007 12:31pm

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