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adam and eve were vegans

In the beginning, at least...

http://www.onpointradio.org/shows/2007/02/20070202_b_main.asp

(audio.)

But they didn't have sex or TiVo either.
Permalink blahty heartsheep 
April 16th, 2007 1:23pm
I wonder how many vegans promoting that book actually believe the book of Genesis is literally true.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 16th, 2007 2:39pm
"actually believe the book of Genesis is literally true"

What ARE you suggesting, PE? That that might NOT be the case? You can go to hell for that kind of talk, you ARE aware of that, are you not?
Permalink Send private email Locutus of Borg 
April 16th, 2007 2:51pm
So, did adam and eve have belly buttons? Since belly buttons are a side effect of being born the old fashioned way. Why would God put defects on His creation?
Permalink Peter 
April 16th, 2007 4:08pm
"side effect"?  Man, if God wanted to make Adam and Eve with belly-buttons, I think that's a very simple addition to make.  After all, he didn't want them to feel left out of anything.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
April 16th, 2007 4:18pm
I still don't get the whole rib thing. Why do women's outnumber men's? Except men deserve it. To be out-ribbed that is.
Permalink Send private email strawberry snowflake 
April 16th, 2007 4:46pm
But women don't really have extra ribs, they have 12 pairs, same as men.

It's a very good question to ask of a evangelical. Would you like to know how the evangelicals I work with responded? They said that's not true, it is a known fact that women have extra ribs, just like the bible says.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 16th, 2007 5:09pm
Oh, that's dumb then. But the Bible doesn't say men have fewer ribs than women, does it?
Permalink Send private email strawberry snowflake 
April 16th, 2007 5:26pm
No, but the evangelicals I'm speaking of don't even realize that so this is an entertaining exercise on many levels.
Permalink Practical Economist 
April 16th, 2007 8:23pm
Good one.  I suppose Adam had one fewer rib, but those 'born' the natural way ('born' not 'made') have 12 pairs.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
April 17th, 2007 9:17am

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