Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

It's my daughter's fault I'm fat

There was a Tim Horton's next to a store we were at, and we decided to get a couple Tim Bits (donut holes) since she's never had them before.  While we were lined up, I coached her to ask for "two chocolate donut holes please."  She said it perfectly, but in a very faint voice so the girl at the counter couldn't quite understand it.  But it was so cute, apparently, that instead of 2, she gave us 5 and then she didn't charge us for it.

If it weren't for stuff like that, I'm sure I'd be totally buff.
Permalink Send private email Ward 
April 17th, 2007 12:15am
So who forced you to eat them?
Permalink AMerrickanGirl 
April 17th, 2007 6:40am
His daughter, weren't you paying attention?
Permalink Send private email Сергей РахманиноB 
April 17th, 2007 7:25am
My favorite is when you go to a restaurant and order a salad, then they try to force feed you dessert.  WTF.  They even do that in Subway--offering you cookies and shit.

It is the American way, I guess.
Permalink Send private email sharkfish 
April 17th, 2007 10:50am
Cookies is OK, it's the shit I don't like
Permalink el 
April 17th, 2007 10:53am
they're not aware of the irony.

"want a cookie with that?" is hard wired. I remember my subway time.
Permalink iwan 
April 17th, 2007 6:51pm

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