It's my daughter's fault I'm fat
There was a Tim Horton's next to a store we were at, and we decided to get a couple Tim Bits (donut holes) since she's never had them before. While we were lined up, I coached her to ask for "two chocolate donut holes please." She said it perfectly, but in a very faint voice so the girl at the counter couldn't quite understand it. But it was so cute, apparently, that instead of 2, she gave us 5 and then she didn't charge us for it.
If it weren't for stuff like that, I'm sure I'd be totally buff.
April 17th, 2007 12:15am
So who forced you to eat them?
April 17th, 2007 6:40am
His daughter, weren't you paying attention?
April 17th, 2007 7:25am
My favorite is when you go to a restaurant and order a salad, then they try to force feed you dessert. WTF. They even do that in Subway--offering you cookies and shit.
It is the American way, I guess.
Cookies is OK, it's the shit I don't like
April 17th, 2007 10:53am
they're not aware of the irony.
"want a cookie with that?" is hard wired. I remember my subway time.
April 17th, 2007 6:51pm