There was a Tim Horton's next to a store we were at, and we decided to get a couple Tim Bits (donut holes) since she's never had them before.  While we were lined up, I coached her to ask for "two chocolate donut holes please."  She said it perfectly, but in a very faint voice so the girl at the counter couldn't quite understand it.  But it was so cute, apparently, that instead of 2, she gave us 5 and then she didn't charge us for it.

If it weren't for stuff like that, I'm sure I'd be totally buff.

So who forced you to eat them?

His daughter, weren't you paying attention?

My favorite is when you go to a restaurant and order a salad, then they try to force feed you dessert.  WTF.  They even do that in Subway--offering you cookies and shit.

It is the American way, I guess.

Cookies is OK, it's the shit I don't like

they're not aware of the irony.

"want a cookie with that?" is hard wired. I remember my subway time.